Enterprise Moment # 34 – the Friends Song

The three strolled down the hallway and into the lounge room Spock sat then Kirk and McCoy the each got a set of cards and began to hum a familiar tune they hadn't heard in a while

Spock: Friends sing together La, La, La, La
Friends do things together La, La, La, La
Friends laugh together Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
friends make graphs together La, La, La, La

McCoy: Friends help you when you're in danger
Friends are people who are not strangers
friends help you shift into a new place
friends tell you if there's food on your face

Kirk: friends are ones whom you can depend
he's my friend he's not my friend
friends are ones who are there in the end
he's my friend they're not my friends

Spock: if you trip I'll catch you fall
Kirk: if you kick my dick I won't break your balls
McCoy: if you get drunk and vomit on me I'll make sure you get home safely

Kirk: if you cross the road and a truck struck you
McCoy: I'll scrape you up and reconstruct you
Spock: I'll cheer you up if you're depressed
all: if you get murdered I'll avenge your death

McCoy: Friends walk together La, La, La, La
pop and lock together Zhu, zu, Zee, Zhu
Kirk: Me and him together
McCoy: Yep me and Jim forever

Spock: Friends go jogging around the track
Friends borrow money never pay it back
friends don't let friends to crack
friends go out and grab a snack

Kirk: friends like to drink a beer in the sun
and like girlfriends if you have more than one
friends tell you when you fly's undone
Bones your fly's undone

McCoy: Spock had a special friend
they dressed alike his name was Ben
I've never seen two friends lie them
they were very friendly men

All: Friends, Ping, Friends, ping friends

And after the card game which spock won the three went to the cafeteria and had a snack but by heart they knew they were just that three best pals brought together by the power of faith and trust they kept each other's secrets and told stories to but most of all they never ever left a friend in need behind