Usagi flinched from Minako's high-pitched squeal, which was somehow the shrillest in the sea of high-pitched squealing.

"DID YOU SEE HIM?"

"I saw a dot," Usagi said after Minako stopped shaking her.

Minako sighed. "Cutest dot EVER."

"Celebrity chasing isn't what I imagined."

"Sometimes if you get there early enough you can SMELL them."

Usagi did not find this satisfying. "Don't you talk? Get to know them?"

Minako patted her naïve friend's shoulder. "They're CELEBRITIES, Usagi-chan."

"So?"

"How would we get close enough?"

Usagi and Minako gasped simultaneously.

"Disguise pen!"

It would be a whole new world of celebrity chasing.