People thought that star

would fall in the morning,

but he fell at noon.

Apocalypse withered, plans

askew, and he

sat in the corner

to stew.

People thought the antichrist

would burn down the world soon as he could find a match,

but he had deals to break and books to read.

Apocalypse dithered, demons

flew, and he

unluckily lost

his shoe.

People thought the world

would end with a bang

but it ends with a song, or not at all.

Apocalypse slithered, Satan

knew, and he

slithered into

one of you.

People thought the man

in Sam's jacket was Sam.

He was not.