Warner Bros. Presents:
'AN EPIC LOONEY TUNE TAIL: Part Two'
Live Action Characters
BAFTA TV Award nominee Matt Smith (Doctor Who, Party Animals) as Eric Epic the young Sorcerer, the main protagonist.
BAFTA Orange Rising Star Winner Noel Clarke (Doctor Who, Kidulthood, Adulthood) as Zack O'Marrows, the main deuteragonist.
Twice Teen Choice Award winner Emma Watson (Harry Potter) as Diamond (or Dia for short) the Mermaid, the main tritagonist.
Looney Tunes Characters
Lola Bunny (Space Jam version)
Sylvester the Cat
Wile E. Coyote
Mac and Tosh
Marvin the Martian
Beans the Cat
Tiny Toon Characters
Shirley the Loon
Fifi La Fume
Dr. Otto Scratchansniff
Rita the Cat
Runt the Dog
Dog the Turtle
Wendal T. Wolf
Francis X. Bushlad
Bull Gator and Axl
Daniel and Timothy Platypus
Loonatics Unleashed Characters
Tech E. Coyote
Sgt. Mike Cosgrove
Big Fat Baby
The World's Oldest Woman
Zoe Saladna (Avatar, Star Trek ) is the motion capture of Clive Boun
Chocolate or "Choc" the Brownie
Daniel or "Danny" the Dwarf
Sweet Corn the Unicorn
Shou Off the Chinese Dragon
Trolley the Troll
Other Cartoon Characters
Nell the Dolphin (Dia's stepsister)
Chip the Irish Carrack
Live Action Characters
Golden Globe Award winner Ian McShane (Kung Fu Panda, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger's Tide, Deadwood) as Lord Jack Epic, Eric's adoptive father, the main antagonist.
Five-time Empire Award winner Ewan McGregor (Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Shallow Grave, Trainspotting) as Jim Epic, John's twin brother and Eric's foster brother, a secondary antagonist.
Four-time National Television Award Winner David Tennant (Doctor Who, Blackpool and Casanova) as John Epic, Jim's twin brother and Eric's foster brother, a secondary antagonist.
Toro the Bull
Hugo the Abominable Snow
Tiny Toons Adventures
Arnold the Pit Bull
Other Perfecto Prep students
Ralph T. Guard
Field Marshall Jengheng
The entire Neomarvek Army
The bright candles lit up, the huge doors opened and the 'CLOSED' sign was flipped around to 'OPEN'. Witch Hazel's library was opened for the day.
Mac and Tosh were the first customers again.
"Now, what shall we do, Mac?" asked Tosh.
"How about finishing that story we read yesterday?" suggested Mac.
"Good idea," said Tosh.
So they went up on the big desk again and saw the big book that was on it. It still had the bookmark where it was last left. The gophers opened it up.
"Wait, wait," said Mac. "Shall we remind them what happened from the beginning to where this bookmark is?"
"Why not," replied Tosh.
They turned around to face the audience. "As you'll remember, it's a story about three characters: a wizard called Eric, a man called Zack and a mermaid called Dia who are best friends," began Tosh.
"But Eric was adopted by an evil man called Jack Epic who is immune to his magic," added Mac. "So Jack sends his son's best friends away to sea and forced him to serve him and his spoiled-brat brothers, while they secretly rule the world."
"Then, fifteen years later, Bugs Bunny got fired by Warner Bros.," said Tosh. "He was replaced as the principal for the Acme Loonversity by Huey and Lowey Finn."
"He even got dumped by his girlfriend, Lola Bunny," added Mac.
"Then Bugs got kidnapped by some CGI people working for the Epics," said Tosh, "but he became friends with Eric and his puppet friends."
"And now they're busy trying to find orbs to help bring the Epics down," said Mac.
"But what they don't realise is that there's another orb they need," said Tosh, "or everything they do will only make matters worse. So told by the Loonatics from the future."
"Now it's inside Buster Bunny and he and his friends have bumped into Zack, who had been living with the Animaniacs," said Mac.
"Now they're on an old Irish ship called Chip who can talk," said Mac.
"With more Looney Tunes and Dia and her stepsister Nell the dolphin," added Tosh.
"And after being chased by CGI soldiers who are after Buster and his orb," said Mac, "they caught two of their friends: Nell the dolphin and Hamton J. Pig."
"They are now in the Deep-Sea Hunger Games," said Tosh.
"For trying to tempt Chip's crew to give Buster and his orb to the Epics," finished Mac. "Shall we read it now, Tosh?"
"Yes, Mac, let's read it now," said Tosh.
So they did…
In the Deep Sea Hunger Games Battle Arena, Hamton J. Pig and Nell the dolphin was still cornered to a wall and the big Pacific sea nettle jellyfish was coming closer and closer to them. Then a bright light shone on the jellyfish. While it was too bright for the jellyfish, Nell grabbed Hamton and they zoomed away.
The jellyfish put his sunglasses back on and saw that it was a movie studio light. "This prop isn't supposed to be in this scene!" he snapped. "Why is it here? Why do Warner Bros. do stuff like this? If this is supposed to be a gag, this isn't funny!" Then he saw the pig and the dolphin had vanished. "Where'd they go?"
Back on the surface, the crew of Chip were relieved that Hamton and Nell escaped. They were watching their progress on a wind sail powered from a movie camera connected to a laptop by their Neomarvek friend and ally, Clive Boun.
"That was a cl-cl-clo-cl… They escaped," said Porky Pig.
"You can say that again, Porky," said Zack O'Marrows, Chip's Captain.
But not everyone was cheering. Nell's step mermaid sister, Dia, was silent and worrying.
"Oh, relax, Dia," said Lola Bunny. "Nell will be okay."
"She's been my only friend since I got separated from Zack and Eric," said Dia. "Now I feel like I've let her fall down a sheer drop."
"Just imagine how I feel," said Buster Bunny. "I mean, Hamton and Nell are fighting for me and this stupid orb!"
"Hey, look!" cried Melissa Duck.
And the entire crew saw Hamton and Nell stuck in a ring of the octopus, the crab, the eel, the shark and the jellyfish.
"You know, you guys suck," said Nell.
"Excuse us," said the shark.
"Do we look like sitting ducks to you?" said Nell.
On Chip, everyone was standing up except Melissa, Daffy Duck and Plucky Duck who were sitting on deckchairs.
"Well, what can you do?" asked Daffy.
Back in the sea, the paper cut animated sea creatures were just laughing. "So what are you suggesting?" asked the shark.
"I'm suggesting that you give us a chance to fight our way out," said Nell.
"And how do you want to do that?" asked the shark.
"A talent showdown between you and us, mate," said Nell. "If me and Hamton win, you'll let us swim away."
"And if you lose…" The shark grinned. "You guys go first."
"All right, mate," said Nell. "Come on, Hamton."
They went over to a bunch of sea rocks. "Okay, Hamton, hit the rocks."
Hamton hit the rocks and they were beating like samba drums. Then Nell was doing the samba dance… as much as a dolphin could do anyway.
Back on Chip, everyone was puzzled.
"What is she doing?" asked Dia.
"I know," said Babs Bunny. "Her samba dancing is awful."
"No, Babs," said Dia. "I meant why is she making a challenge with those creatures?"
Back in the sea, Hamton was still samba drumming while Nell was samba dancing. Their opponents were bored.
"All right, our turn!" snapped the shark. "Hit it, guys."
The octopus hit some rocks with drum sticks, the crab had a bass guitar made from wood from a sunken ship, the eel had a guitar of the same make but lit it up to make it more electric, the jellyfish took the keyboard made out of corals and the shark sang We Will Rock You.
"Nell, should we get away while they sing?" asked Hamton, trying to walk away.
"Wait, Hamton," said Nell, grabbing his arm. "Here comes the good part."
While they were singing hard and loud, they didn't notice the big whale coming behind them. When they finished the song, they turned around and saw the big whale coming.
"Oh, look," said the crab. "It's just a big whale."
"A big whale!" cried the team. They all swam away with the whale on their tails.
Hamton and Nell laughed at it. "M-M-M-O-O-O-O-O, H-H-H-A-A-V-V-E-E A N-N-I-I-I-C-C-C-E-E-E T-R-R-I-I-P-P-P-P!" said Nell in a whale-like talk.
"What was that?" asked Hamton.
"It was whale speaking from Finding Nemo," replied Nell. "Come on."
Back on Chip, Dia couldn't believe it. "Great!" she snapped. "Now she's speaking whale."
"Like, where did she learn from it?" asked Shirley the Loon. "It so ain't Warner Bros."
"Well, I thought you guys do it all the time," said Dia. "Taking the Mickey Mouse out of Disney stuff and trying to be funnier and better."
"T-T-T-H-H-H-A-A-A-T-T-T'S R-R-I-I-I-G-G-G-H-H-H-T-T-T!" yelled Babs, doing the whale talk now.
"Great," Zack said to Dia. "I know where this is going to go now."
"S-S-S-E-E-E-E-E-E? I C-C-C-A-A-A-N-N- D-D-D-O-O-O I-I-I-T-T-T!" went on Babs. "I can do more, you know." She put on a yellow beak around her mouth.
"And just who are you suppose to be?" asked Plucky.
"B-B-B-A-A-A-B-B-B-S-S-S'S B-B-B-E-E-E-A-A-A-K-K-K W-W-W-W-H-H-H-A-A-A-L-L-L-L-E-E-E!" Babs said in whale talk. Then she put an archery bow on her head.
"Let me guess," said Zack. "A bowhead whale."
"T-T-T-H-H-H-A-A-A-T-T-T'S R-R-I-I-I-G-G-G-H-H-H-T-T-T!" said Babs. "Now what other breeds of whale are there?" She thought. Then she went to her skunk friend Fifi La Fume.
"J-J-E-E P-P-P-A-A-A-R-R-R-R-L-L-E-E-E D-D-E-E B-B-B-A-A-A-L-L-L-E-E-E-I-I-I-N-N-N-E-E-E!" she yelled.
"Whales are not français!" Fifi snapped. "And even if zey were, zey would not speak like zat!"
"Guys, quiet!" snapped Clive. "Clive cannot work like this."
Then everyone went quiet and saw Hamton and Nell progress on the wind sail.
Back in the Deep Sea Hunger Games, Hamton and Nell were safe and sound.
"Take a rock, mate," said Nell.
Hamton sat on the nearest rock. Nell saw the gauge on Hamton's air tank and saw he has only half left. "You only have half a tank left, mate," she said.
"Oh, no!" cried Hamton.
"Don't worry," said Nell. "I'm gonna see if I can't connect something on your helmet so Clive can teleport us. Then we'll get Buster to this island and you guys can go back to your own lives."
"Yeah…" said Hamton unsurely.
"What is it, mate?" asked Nell. "I know your friends haven't been talking to each other for a while, but since they've been talking to you, you should consider yourself lucky and popular."
"Or the one that's been acting like a messenger boy," said Hamton. "Especially Buster and Babs. Plucky and Shirley would also tell me to give messages to each other."
"What about Fifi?" asked Nell.
"She's in a relationship with a blonde skunk who's a famous dancer," replied Hamton.
"Yeah, an abusive one," whispered Nell to herself. Fifi told her days ago that she was in this abusive relationship with the famous dancer skunk and couldn't seem to get out of it.
"Attention, everyone!" cried the announcer. "There are only three creatures left."
Back on Chip, everyone heard.
"That's great news!" cried Sylvester. "They'll be free soon."
"Not all of them," said Dia, holding the paper copy of The Hunger Games. "There can only be one winner. And I don't think the Epics are going to change that rule. Just imagine if Hamton and Nell are the only ones left."
Back in the Hunger Games, Nell was still working on Hamton's helmet. "Nearly there, mate," she told him. "Then we can try to – "
Then a huge rumble shook them.
"What was that?" asked Hamton.
They heard footsteps – giant stumping footsteps. There was also a mechanical sound, too. They turned around to see a giant robot lobster.
"So that's the third one," said Nell. "This latest techno loser is going to be spare parts."
"Don't move, guys," said a voice that came from Hamton's helmet. He jumped a little but didn't move."
"Dia?" said Hamton.
"Dia?" said Nell, not looking back. She still had her eyes on the now-still lobster.
Back on Chip, Dia held the microphone that was now connected to Clive's laptop.
"Whatever you guys do," said Dia, "don't move."
Then the lobster was coming for them. "Dia," said Nell nervously. "Can you hear me?"
"Yes, I can hear you, Nell," replied Dia. "Don't move."
"It's coming towards us," said Nell.
Nell started to swim back.
"Nell, I said – "
"I heard you the first time," said Nell. "Your advice isn't working this time."
"Now," snapped Dia. "Don't argue with me."
"Yeah, you're always right, aren't you?" Nell snapped back. "Nobody gets to argue with you. The whole world revolves around you. Which is probably why you're treating Zack and Eric like tools rather than friends. Because you can't choose between them."
"What are you talking about?" Dia saw that everyone was looking at her, except Zack who just walked away.
"Well, I'm not your tool anymore!" went on Nell.
Nell charged for the lobster that immediately knocked her away in a cave of darkness.
"Guys, I'm in a listening mood," said Hamton. The lobster was coming for him. "Guys?"
On Chip, Dia put the microphone down and, with her jetpack, zoomed away to Chip's aft side. The Tiny Toons gather around the microphone. They each tried to snatch and give Hamton a lot of advice – muttering advice that was.
The lobster came for Hamton. He decided to run for it, only to be chased.
Plucky was the one who snatched away from the others. "Hammy, buddy," he said.
"Plucky?" said Hamton.
"Turn around and fight the monster," said Plucky.
"With what?" asked Hamton.
"Oh, yeah, I didn't think of that," whispered Plucky. "Well, how about just going to sleep and dreaming you're far away from it."
"WHAT?" cried the other Tiny Toons. Buster and Fifi held him while Babs and Shirley nearly hit him with a plank each.
"Buster!" cried Hamton. "You did the so-called guides for Tiny Toon Adventures. Guide me!"
"How to escape a giant mechanical monster?" Buster pondered. "Well, Hamton, rule number one is… Rule number one is… Without a script written for me, I can't do this."
Babs snatched the microphone. "Listen to me, Hamton. You've gotta be brave, courageous and relaxed."
"How?" asked Hamton and the other Tiny Toons together.
"Oh, er…" Babs thought and thought, but… "I don't know," she grinned innocently.
Hamton was still running for his life. He run a big rock and then he went back to it and saw a huge hammer. He went to it, picked it up and studied it. He had an idea.
He saw the lobster coming for him. He just stood there letting him come for him.
Back on Chip, the Tiny Toons were surprised at Hamton's behaviour.
"Like, what's he doing?" asked Shirley.
"He's taking my advice," said Buster, Babs and Plucky together. They looked at each other and frowned at each other. "My advice!" they repeated together.
The lobster came for Hamton, but the little pig dodged the legs and caught on the left back one. He climbed up on it and jumped on the back. He ran for the head and hit it.
The lobster fell down and Hamton fell down on the back, seeing they were about to go over the cliff. The little pig turned around and ran down off the back. He jumped and landed on the ground, but he was sliding towards the edge of the cliff!
"Hamton, look out!" cried the Tiny Toons, as they watched him getting near the edge of the cliff.
In the heck of time, Hamton quickly caught a seaweed branch that was hanging on the cliff. As he fell off and screamed, he hung onto the seaweed. He could barely hold onto it!
"Hamton!" cried a female voice.
"Oh, no," he said. "The last one's coming to kill me."
He looked up to see Nell trying to pull the seaweed up. No one seemed to notice that a cut on the seaweed was getting bigger.
"Nell, I thought you were…"
"Well, I was knocked out, mate," replied the dolphin. "When I woke up, I followed you and I saw you doing an impressive Orlando Bloom impression on that lob – "
The seaweed snapped! Hamton screamed and fell into darkness.
Everyone on Chip gasped as they saw their friend disappear.
"I'm coming, mate!" Nell screamed.
Dia went for the microphone. "Nell, listen to me this time! Don't do it!"
"I'm not leaving my friend." She jumped down and went after Hamton. They both vanished.
Everyone on Chip was silent. Dia put the microphone down and flew off with her jet-pack. Then the Toons turned to Clive.
"Do something, Clive!" yelled Plucky, pulling on her.
Clive pushed him down. "What can Clive do?" she asked.
"Can't we teleport them out?" suggested Buster.
"Clive's been working on it while Hamton and Nell have been in the Hunger Games," replied Clive. "Clive's found nothing.
"Can't you check for the bodies?" suggested Lola.
"What good will that do?" asked Melissa.
"If we don't see any bodies just lying down, they can't be dead," replied Lola.
"Clive will do what she can," replied Clive. "In the meantime, Clive suggests we resume course to this island." She checked her P.D.A. "We only have about fifty miles to go. Chip feeling strong, Chip?"
"Yes," said Chip. "The sooner this war is over the better."
"Just look at that clownfish in the Hunger Games," said Daffy.
Everyone turned back to the wind sail. They saw a clownfish in the middle of the Hunger Games.
"We have a winner!" said the announcer, who was a sea turtle. He shook fins with the clownfish. "Congratulates! And here is your prize. The Orb of Survival!" The clownfish took the Orb and swam away.
Clive couldn't bear to watch anymore and she turned her laptop off. "Where is Eric Epic anyway?"