This is a disclaimer. I do not own pokemon or anything in this story except maybe my character and her pokemon. Oh, and if you think my story sucks, do and I repeat do not send me hate- mail, GOT IT! Before I leave though here is a word from our sponsors!
Ash: (Gets pushed through door) Wait! I'm your sponsor.
Me:Nope. Pikachu is. You are to much of a lunkhead.
Ash: Good. HAY! Wait a second...
Me: Sorry! Not a enough time for that... and here is our sponsor Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika, Pika, CHUUUUUUUU!
Me: Ok! Thank you pikachu for that insightful speech. Buh By Now!
Ch. One The Greeting
"I- I can't! AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"What! Hold on!"
Outside the guild...
Bolt: I know I can do this! Today is the day I will join the guild! (he steps on the grate proudly)
"Who IS it sentry?"
"Shinx, it is Shinx!"
Bolt: (jumps off grate and screams like a little girl) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (takes out rock) I thought I could do this with my precious treasure... bu-t I can"t! ( runs off crying to the beach) BOO HOO HOO!
(two weird pokemon step out of nowhere)
" Hey Koffing did you see that?"
Koffing: Yeah I did Zubat, that wimp had something good!
Zubat: Yeah, Heh Heh Heh lets follow him. (the two pokemon follow crybaby Bolt)
At the beach...
Bolt:Wow! The bubbles are so pretty! Sigh, I always come here when I am depressed. (he notices a weird figure by some rocks) Huh? I wonder what is that? (he walks over to see) AAAAAAH! It is a pokemon! ( runs to her) A- Are you alright?
"(she wakes up) Uh,yeah.
Bolt: Good. By the way who are you?
"Ummmmm, I am Pinky the human."
Bolt:But Pinky you seem like a normal Skitty to me!
Pinky: Wha- What? Eeh Gads! Your right!
Me: Sorry that this is so short, my computer's battery is low.
Ash: (Is eating chips and says) It is your own fault.
Me: Shut Up.
Ash: I love you.
Me: Shut up. You love money.
Ah: Heh Heh. Yes I do. By the way where is my paycheck?
Me: You don't get one. Pikachu does.
Ash: What That is- (gets inturuppeted)
Me: Sorry, not enough time! Buh By Now!