Luigi Gets Busted
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I just feel like torturing Luigi today. Also, first brand new story of 2013. This will go well.
Oh yeah! Who's number one now? Luigi!
Luigi was on his merry way somewhere in the Mushroom Kingdom, just east of the Moo Moo Meadows as he was minding his own business. He jumped on a few Goombas, lit some Bob-ombs on fire and tossed them at rocks, which in turn caused them to explode.
Yep, everything was going fine for Luigi. Except suddenly, Luigi sound himself hancuffed, by King Bob-omb and Goomboss, no less.
"What the?" Luigi exclaimed in shock as he tried struggling free of his cuffs. "Why are you two giant freaks arresting me? I didn't do anything wrong!"
Goomboss scoffed as he slapped Luigi across the face with his giant, brown colored left foot. "Hypocrite! You say that because you don't care less about the Goombas!" He growled as he shook with rage. "No one does..."
"There there, Goomboss. You'll get your chance at vengeance soon enough," King Bob-omb insisted as he patted Goomboss on the back, folding his arms as he shook his gigantic orb like head at Luigi. "But as for you... boy, are you in a heap of trouble."
"But... I didn't do anything wrong!" Luigi cried out, being dragged by King Bob-omb and Goomboss. In the background were flattened Goombas who groaned in pain, with several pieces of the exploded Bob-ombs scattered across the grassy plains.
And that was just today.