A/n: I had a few funny conversations going in my head so I decided to kidnap the characters of Junjou Romantica to make them happen. Enjoy!

Warning: Sorry but there's going to be A LOT of inappropriate stuff being said here so if you're under the age limit, then...please turn back now.

Misaki: Wait...aren't you under-aged as well?

Me: Shush, Misaki. You speak of strange things.

Misaki: Like the truth?

Me: Shush!

Usagi-san: Why are we here again?

Me: To satisfy my craving for some SEXY HOT MANSEX!

Usagi-san and Misaki back away slowly.

Me: What?

Usagi-san:...

Misaki:...

Me: What?!

Usagi-san:...

Misaki:...

Me: GODDAMMIT! JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!

Misaki: Shojen12 does not own Junjou Romantica or anything related to it.

I smack my forehead and faint.

Usagi-san: I think that went pretty well.

Misaki smacks his forehead as well.


Misaki: Why are we here again?

Me: Misaki, weren't you paying attention earlier?

Misaki: Unfortunately yes.

Usagi-san: Shojen, tell us why we are here otherwise we'll leave.

Me:...Fine. (takes a deep breath) Iwantedtoarandomconversionse rieswithasmanyanimeseriesIkn owstartingwithJunjouRomantic a.

Misaki: Slow down. Try again.

Me: I wanted to a random conversion series with as many anime series I know starting with Junjou Romantica.

Usagi-san: Oh, why didn't you say so? (pulls out pad and pen)

Misaki: Usagi-san, what are you doing?

Usagi-san: Taking notes for my next Junai novel.

Misaki: What makes you think-(remembers earlier conversation) SHOJEN!

Me: Yes?

Misaki: DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS!

Me(innocently): I don't have the slightest clue on what you're talking about.

Misaki: Aye aye aye.

Me: Oh that poor kid in Mexico.

Usagi-san and Misaki: Huh?

Me: Yeah didn't you hear about that kid in Mexico born with three eyes- aye aye aye.

Usagi-san and Misaki face-palm.

Hiro-san: Oy, Shoj. Cut the crap and let us go.

Nowaki: Hiro-san, be nice to her.

Hiro-san(scoffs): Why should I?

Me: Oh, you know. You wouldn't want a certain tape floating around online for us fangirls to see now do you? (holds up tape)

Hiro-san: Eep! ...WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!

He turns to Miyagi.

Hiro-san: YOU! YOU GAVE IT HER DIDN'T YOU?!

Miyagi(holds up hands in defense): It wasn't me. Besides the library doesn't have cameras.

Hiro-san: Aha! So the tape's fake!

Me: No. I installed a hidden camera in the library and recorded the whole thing. See.

I play the tape.

Usagi-san(while taking notes): Thank you Shojen for the material for my next Junai Egoist novel.

Me: No problem. Just make sure I get dibs on a copy when it comes out, kay?

Usag-san: Deal.

We shake on it.

Misaki(major blush on his face): Sssshojen, w-w-hy are you p-playing this?!

Me: To prove the tape's legit. Why? Is it giving you a hard-on?

Misaki: N-NO!

Hiro-san: SHOJENNNN! TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW!

Me: Fine.

I turn it off.

Hiro-san: Now have it over.

I reluctantly, RELUCTANTLY, hand it over.

Me: Here. Now go deal with your "problem."

Hiro-san: I don't have a-(realizes I wasn't talking to him)

He turns to Nowaki and looks down.

Hiro-san(while shaking him): NOWAKI YOU BAKA! THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO BEING HAVING A HARD-ON!

Nowaki(smiling): I'm sorry Hiro-san. Watching the video made me want you.

Hiro-san: Well too bad. You're just gonna have to wait.

Me: Or you guys can use my basement.

Everyone: Huh?

Me: Yeah, I had it remodeled just for this story.

Nowaki: Show me where it is please.

Me: It's right across the hall, the last door to your left.

Nowaki: Thank you.

He grabs Hiro-san's hand and half guides, half drags him there.

Me: Don't worry the walls are soundproof. So go as loud as you want.

Hiro-san: SHOJEN!

They leave the room.

Me(thoughts): Now for the real fun.

I go over to my computer and turn on the cameras in the basement.

The computer shows Nowaki and Hiro-san in the basement.

Misaki: Shojen, what are you doing?

Me: Oh, nothing. (giggles)

Misaki comes over and tries to look at my computer screen.

I close the laptop.

Misaki: Shojen, show me.

Me: No.

He grabs the laptop.

He opens it.

Misaki: What is this shit?!

Me: It's called video feed via cameras in the basement.

Usagi-san, Misaki and Miyagi look at me with surprised faces.

Usagi-san starts taking notes.

Misaki:USAGI-SAN! DON'T TAKE NOTES! IT ISN'T RIGHT!

Misaki turns to me.

Misaki: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RECORDING THIS SHIT?!

Me: Because I love the Egoist couple and this makes up for the tape Hiro-san took from me.

Misaki: Can't you just watch the episode online?

Me: Yes, but Japanese law prohibits showing unmarried couple having sex on TV, hence the "censors". We fans only get a taste of it, unlike the manga. However, with the tape I had, I got the full enchilada. Unfortunately Hiro-san confiscated the tape. So now I'm replacing it.

Misaki: you're just as bad as Usagi-san.

Me: Why thank you!

Misaki face-palms.

Me: Now, if you'll excuse me, the fun part is starting.

I grab my laptop bavk from Misaki and watch the screen.

Screen Hiro-san: Ah...ah...y-yes...right there...fuck...yes...fuck me...Nowaki.

Me(grabs tissue): This is even better than I've imagined!

I continue watching the screen.

Screen Nowaki: Ah...H-Hiro-san...Oooh...you're so tight...

Screen Hiro-san: Nowaki...I-I'm c-coming...

Screen Nowaki: Same here, Hiro-san.

Screen Hiro-san: NOWAKI!

Screen Nowaki: HIRO-SAN!

Me(nosebleed): YES! THIS IS EVEN BETTER THAN THE ACTUAL EPISODE!

Usagi-san(puts down pen and pad): Indeed.

Nowaki and Hiro-san enter the room.

I save the video and close my laptop.

Me: So, how'd it go?

Nowaki: Excellent.

Hiro-san: NOWAKI!

Me: I'll bet.

Hiro-san: Huh?

Me: Nothing.

Misaki: When are you ending this madness?!

Me: Now.

Misaki: Phew.

Me: In the next episode of-

Misaki: What?! I thought you ending the madness?!

Me: I meant the chapter.

Misaki: No!

Me: Oh c'mon Misaki. This is nothing, I mean NOTHING, compared to my Death Note one.(remembers all the Light bashing) Ah, good times, good times.

Me(clears throat): ON THE NEXT OURAN!...No I'm joking. But I promise the next chapter will be a BLAST!

Me: Shinobu, will you do the honors?

Shinobu(reads from card): Please review at the bottom...and no there will be no threat against the Junjou cast. Why do you have that written on the card.

Me:...No reason...Bye!