Title: Artoo's Frazzled Circuits: The TTT Diary

Timeframe: 9 ABY

Characters: R2-D2, C-3PO, Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Mara Jade, Talon Karrde, etc...

Genre: Humor, Adventure

Notes: Written for the 2013 Dear Diary Challenge from the Jedi Council Forums. I have planned out the entries and I am confident that I'll be able to update this diary once a week.

About the Challenge: We have to keep the diary of a character (OC or canon) for a whole year; we are required to update the diary at least twice a month.

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INTERNAL STORAGE PARTITION » FORMAT

INTERNAL STORAGE PARTITION » CONFIGURE

ENTRY » START NEW

GALACTIC DATE » 44:4:15 GrS

GALACTIC POSITION » Imperial Palace, Coruscant

SITUATION » Installing, configuring and updating new internal memory hard drive.

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»» STATUS UPDATE: Just installed new compact memory hard drive. My policy of always eluding memory wipes does have its downsides and the biggest is that I keep running out of space to store records and information. But I will not give it up, since the records I maintain are of extreme importance. Fortunately, my master does not mandate me to go through said memory wipes and that makes it so much easier for me to keep my records up-to-date. Yes, Anakin-Junior, like his father before him, appreciates me just the way I am.

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»» INDEXING MOST RECENT EVENTS:

#1. The Empire is now being led by mysterious alien of unknown origin, designated Thrawn. At first, Thrawn's alien status confounded the New Republic's military since it is common belief that the late Emperor did not rely on non-humans for command posts, but that was until we witnessed, and continue to witness, the being's military genius. Now what puzzles us is why we had never heard of him before. His command has certainly made the last months interesting and is tipping the balance of the war towards the Empire.

#2. Princess Leia and Captain Solo have survived their first year of marriage and I have recently learned that they have been successful in assuring the propagation of their species and of the Skywalker bloodline in the form of twins. Two more Skywalkers in the galaxy - May the Force help us all!

#3. Master Luke, on the other hand, is still single, despite his sister's efforts in fixing him up with females of varied species. Judging from the last date she set up for him, and his reaction to it, I believe the Princess has not yet figured out her brother's likes and dislikes. Maybe I should help...

#4. C-3PO remains his old self. He is still unaware of who his Maker was. He is now fully invested in studying all things related to taking care of human younglings and becoming a nanny-droid. To show my support, I have ordered for him a protective apron dress with many usable pockets.

#5. I have suspended by Jedi training for the time being since I was not showing any progress anyway. I have not given up on it, though. I NEVER GIVE UP!

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»» INDEXING PERSONAL TO-DO LIST:

#1. Get bleeping voice synthesizer.

#2. Reach decision on telling Skywalker twins their parents' history and allow them to view stored records.

#3. Pick up C-3PO's apron.

#4. Keep C-3PO from driving Solos crazy.

#5. Aid Master Luke in finding wife.

#6. Keep close eye on Master Luke. Keep him from getting into too much trouble.

#7. Review this list whenever necessary.

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»» It is now time to check up on the family and make sure nobody got in trouble while I was busy here.

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