Setting: Aphrodite's Love Camera HQ

Hermes picks the lock and enters the HQ. (He didnt realize he could just teleport in)

Hermes: *mumbles* And Polly Pocket says im stupid...pff

Just as he was looking at the various monitors one caught his eye.

-IN THE MONITOR-

Apollo: But Aphh!

Aphrodite: But NOTHING!

Apollo: Dont be such a party pooper Aph!

Aph: . !

Apollo: .BAD!

Apollo: APH!

Aph: Ughh! Just no Apollo

Apollo: YES! JUSTIN BIEBER IS YOUR CHILD!

Aph: No Appy...Just NO! HES YOURS!

Apollo: I would NEVER have a child like HIM HES TOO FEMINE!

Aph: But your ARE femamine

-BACK TO HERMES AT HQ-

Hermes: Oh My Gods!

Artemis hears Hermes through the microchip in his neck and appears in the HQ.

Artemis: Whats Oh My-OH MY GODS! IS THAT APOLLO AND AFRO?!

Hermes: IM SCARRED FOR LIFE!

Artemis: Your over reacting love...

Hermes: Have you been in England lately?

Artemis: Indeed I have!

Hermes: Oh Goshness

Artemis: LIGHTBULB MOMENT!

Hermes: Light Away?

Artemis: LETS SUrPRISE THEM BY TELEPORTING THERE!

Hermes: YAYFULS!

H and A teleport to the secret location

Aph: JUST ADMIT IT APPY ITS YOURS!

Art-MAYBE IT'S BOTH OF YOUR CHILD

Apollo:What Da-When did you and Hermit come here? And How?

Hermes: Oh well i was board so i broke into AfroHeadie's Love Camera HQ and I saw that you children were fighting.

Artemis: And you know I inserted that microchip in Hermy's neck *says proudly*

Hermes: Yeah...Wait how did you do that?

Artemis: That is a story for another time...

Artemis: But anyways just think about it...Did you two get drunk one night about 17 years ago?

Apollo: Ummm yeah?

Hermes: Well Isnt Justin like 17?

Aph: Yeah...Where you gettin at?

Artemis: Oh Brother!

Apollo: Aph...I think Hermit and Misty are right...

Art: Misty?

Apollo: Yeah cause well Art is like Arty and Hermit calls you have so i decided i should call you Misty because your names ArteMIS and i just added the T and Y.

Art: *confused* ok?

Aph: Wait that mean that we *motions between her and apollo* did IT?

Apollo: In all defense we were-

Just then Aphrodite pressed her lips against Apollo's. Artemis and Hermes's jaw dropped all the way to Hades. After about a minute or two, Apollo started to kiss Aph back. After what seemed like TEN minutes they pulled away from each other.

Aph: *blushes* s-sorry about that Apollo...I should go-

Apollo: No its fine Aph..really...

O_O O_O O_O O_O

Hermes: OH MY GODS THIS LOVE IS SO INTENSE IM SCARRED!

Apollo: Oh PLEASE Hermit! Your acting like the 1st time i saw you and Misty make out I wasnt scarred!

Hermes: Speaking of which...*turns toward Arty*

Artemis: Look I'm ALL For it but THIS IS STRICTLY APHOLLO TERRITORY!

Hermes: Then lets leave the territory Arty...

Arty: That accually a REALLY good idea...CHAU APHOLLO!

Cha! Its DONE!

Please no flamies! I only like the flames from Flame Princess so unless your her...NO FLAMIES!

ThaylaMarie