A/N: So...i'm not totally sure how good this is going to be...hmmm...This is just a collection of one-shots about Alice and Jasper - the chapters aren't related to each other at all, and there's no plot, just a collection of little snippets of their lives...whatever pops into my head really! Anyway, hope you enjoy - please review :)

Chapter one: Aww it's a thunderstorm and Alice needs her Jasper to protect her...


1. When the lights went out

Alice jumped as a roll of thunder sounded, loud to human ears - even louder to those with vampire senses. Alice was lying in bed, leaning against Jasper, who had one arm around her, and was using the other arm to play with Alice's hair. He laughed softly when Alice jumped, kissing her lightly on the top of her head.

The light above their head flickered, and went out. Alice froze, "What's happening?"

"The storm's probably interferring with the electric." Jasper told her

"So we have no lights?" Alice asked

"I'll go find some candles or something..." Jasper said, slipping out of bed. Alice squealed as the thunder sounded again, and shot over to Jasper, grabbing onto his hand. He laughed and led her downstairs. The rest of the Cullen family were already down there, searching for torches and candles.

"This storm looks pretty bad," Carlisle said, "The electric will probably be out all night."

Alice stared at him, "All night?"

Carlisle nodded. The room was lit up for a split second, as lightning struck, closely followed by an even louder thunder clap. Alice shrank back into Jasper's embrace.

"Alice...are you scared of thunderstorms?" Bella asked, staring at Alice. She hadn't thought vampires were scared of anything.

"All the lights are out...it's dark." Alice said

"But you're not scared of the dark?" Bella said, "Are you?"

"No!" Alice defended, "But it's dark and there's a storm." Jasper was laughing softly, and she turned to look at him, "Hey, you're supposed to be on my side."

"But it's funny." Jasper said with a wink.

"Well if that's how you feel, maybe i'll go somewhere else." Alice teased, beginning to walk away. Her teasing was ruined, however, when the next thunder clap sounded. Alice shrieked and jumped on Jasper, wrapping her legs around his waist, and her arms around his neck, her fingers digging into his back.

"Umm, Alice, darling," He said, trying not to laugh, "Would you mind removing your claws from my back, that hurts."

Alice let up a little, so her little pointy fingers weren't digging in any more, but she was still holding onto Jasper tightly. She sniffed, "I don't have claws."

"You coulda fooled me." Jasper said, leaning back so he could look Alice in the eye, "The thunder isn't going to hurt you, Alice."

"I know that." She snapped

"So...why are you clinging to me for dear life?" Jasper asked, a smile twitching at his lips.

"I'm not." Alice said. She was about to let go when the thunder sounded again, and instead she tightened her grip on Jasper. He laughed again, and put his arms around her waist.

"Well, i'll protect you, anyway." He said. Alice beamed at him, and kissed his nose lightly.

"My hero." She whispered


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