Chapter 44.

AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!111 if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!11 omg I stil kant wait 4 da knew movie!1 richurd nicxons hed is so hot lol i hop bender wil bekum gofik koz mi frend told me he iz rlly emo in dis show!1111 omfg im leeving dubai pretty soon kant wait! Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak.

"Dat's da ship!" shooted Bender angrily. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da ship. It wuz…. Fahrnsworf!

"I shall free you Zoodburg but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads." he said cruelly from the ship as it flew circumamcizing above us. "Cobalt P'latinum Magnesia Golden Zinc must be killed. Den the Dork Lord shall never die!"

"You fucking meatbag!" yelled Bender. Then he loked at me sadly. "I forgot to tell u, Cobalt. Fahrnsworf made me do it with him. I didn't really have sexx him but he's a ropeist!"

We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. We were so scarred!1 But Satan didn't change. Instead she changed into an old lady with huge hair, a fat suit and wrinkly skin. She had changed into… Mold!111

"I knew who thou were all along." she cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. "Now I shall kill thee all!" Thunder came in da room.

"No plz don't kill us!" pleaded Vampire Fry. Suddenly Leelah, K'awaii Amy, Diabolo, Lehberbahruh, Hednoimsbot, Cyubehrt and Dwaiyht, Zaph, Hurmeese, Beelzybot, Soidium and Been all ran in.

"What is da meaning of dis?" Beelzybot asked all angrily and Moim lookd away (bcos beelzybot is da only porson she is scared of.) He snaped his fingerz and suddenly his partybord came to him sexily. Moxm flew above the roof evilly on her partybord.

"Oh my goth!" Wurnstrum gosped. (geddit kos im goffik)

"The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to her!" Fahrnsworf ejaculated menacingly.

"You fucking meatbag fags!" Soidium shouted angrily.

"I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, SCRUFFY!" screamed Vampire Fry but scruffy only hit the planet express ship. It fell down Fahrnsworf quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera.

"Oh my fucking god!1" I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Bhender and the video of Satan doing it with

"If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in knew knew york. Then u can be just like that goffik girl Paris Hillton." He laughed meanly.

"No!" I scremed. "FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Zoodburg!11"

"Whats she talking abott?" Zodburg slurped as he sat in chains.

"I saw 2 she's gunna show evry1 da picter!111" Fry shouted angrily.

"Shut up!111'" Zumburg roared.

"Foolish ignoramuses!" yielded Mom from her partyboard. "Thou shall all dye soon."

"Think again you fucking meatbag mutant!1" Fry yelled and then he and Diablo and Zaph both took out blak guns! But Mold took out her own one.

"U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!111" I shouted despariedrly.

"I got Zaphs gon!11" cried Mold nd suddenly Zpap's gon was in her hands. "Now I shall kill thee all and Cvoalt u will die!11111"

She maid lighting come all over da place.

"Save us Cobalt!" Beelzebark cried.

I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the confrence room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Bender but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

"ABRA KEDABRA!11111" I shooted.

THE END

Author's Note: I may or may not decide to add my bonus chapter. It's still in the works at this point, but if I do get around to finishing it I'll probably post it. Anyways, hope you enjoyed my crappy Futurama themed rendition of My Immortal c: