I'm back! Wow it's been awhile. I sort of lost my inspiration to write, but I got it back now! :D!

In case you didn't know, this is a completely crack filled story. It has no plot whatsoever.

I want to thank all of you who reviewed. I've been to lazy to send you all IMs. So sorry about that. But just so you are all mentioned, Thank you,

NoelleisParadise

ArachneManiac

Guest

Leeda Uchiha

aspygirlredo

Okay. I think that's everyone.

This will be the last chapter. It doesn't really have a very conclusive ending, so you can just use your imagination. :D

I don't own Naruto!

Akatsuki On Crack: What Is That Sound?

Chapter: 3

It was another bright and sunny day at the Akatsuki. Thus Kisame, Deidara, and Sasori were out in the training grounds for sparing.

"I wonder if Itachi is okay. He hasn't come out of his room since Friday. And that was two days ago." Deidara mused aloud while throwing a right cross at Sasori.

"No. He's alright. I can hear them all the way down the hall in my room, and to be frank, it's getting on my nerves." Kisame answered, aiming a round kick at Deidara.

"Oh? And why is that?" Sasori asked, ducking a left hook from his lover.

"Because all their moaning makes me horny and I'm getting tired of jacking off. I'm just about ready to sleep out here. It's the only place that you can't hear them." Kisame groaned in annoyance.

"HOLEY FUUUUUUCK!"

"Never mind." Kisame sighed.

"Lets take a break." Deidara suggested, flopping down onto the grass.

The other two nodded before following suite.

"So Kisame, why don't you get a lover? It would take care of you masturbating problem." The puppet master inquired.

"Are you blind, or have you just never looked at me?"

The three of them laughed at the comment.

"Hey, how is it that you don't hear them at night?" The shark quizzed, eying the lovers suspiciously.

"Sasori did a sound-proof jusu." The bomb artist smirked.

"What! Why the hell didn't you tell me about it?!"

"It's fun watching you suffer." The blond giggled.

"You little mother fucking bast-"

"I SWERE TO SATAIN HIMSELF, IF YOU COME NEAR ME WITH THAT DICK AGAIN, I'LL CHOP IT OFF!"

The three companions all raised their eyebrows in confusion.

"Well that was new." Sasori stated.

"Maybe our little guest got tired of getting his brains fucked out." Kisame smirked.

"Yeah. It would be funny if he cut off Itachi's dick!" Deidara laughed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH! YOU LITTLE SHIT FUCK! GET BACK HERE! AAAAHHHH! FUCK DAMN IT!"

The three akatsuki members became quite.

"You don't think he did it do you?" Kisame shuddered.

Suddenly a flash of pale skin and black hair flew past them. Running threw the forest, dodging trees and rocks, the figure jumped the akatsuki borders and continued into the woods.

"You don't think that was-" Diedara asked.

"Yep." Kisame answered.

"So that means-"

"Yep."

"Lets all pretend that we didn't just see that. Agreed?" Sasori asked.

"Agreed." The other two answered.

0.o.0.o.0

It was only until later that evening at dinner that Itachi appeared limping into the dinning room.

"Alas! You have emerged! We thought you had died in there!" Diedara exclaimed.

A frozen glare was all that he received in response.

"So Itachi, How does it feel to be a woman?" Kisame asked trying to hide his giggles.

"Ask again and you'll find out."

Well that's it! I hope you enjoyed! Thanks everyone!

-Zero176085