So yeah, this is a fuckin beastin killa colab with my friend Super Pan-chan (check out her profile here: u/4059492/). So me and her are talking about the episode where Sesshomaru smiles. (screams bloody murder) so we decided that we make to fic about the good and bad things when Sesshomaru smiles.
She does the "positive"
I do the "negative"
We are both gonna upload at the same time so you can read both!
So here it is!
I do not own Inuyasha (DAMNIT!)
When Sesshomaru smiles...
1) Grown men lose their "girth"
2) Women's uterus breaks.
3) A puppy gets brain damage.
4) A kitten gets stuck in a tree.
5) A pixie gets its wings torn off.
6) Kikyo comes back to life. AGAIN.
7) A child is born with a face of fear
9) Jaken dates women
10) Jaken builds a bomb shelter
11) Several men die..SEVERAL
12) Inuyasha goes demon
13) His dad pisses himself from beyond the grave..
14) His mother smiles
15) Kagome's bike falls down a cliff
16) Kanna cries (..holy shit)
17) Rin attracts a demon.
18) Koga kidnaps Kagome
19) Inuyasha loses a fight
20) Miroku accidently sucks in a baby
21) Kagome's grandfather dances to "I'm Sexy and I Know it" in a speedo
22) Naraku comes out of the closet
23) Inuyasha loses a testical
24) Kagome leaves without a jewel shard
25) Kagome becomes a man
26) Men have miscarriges (HOW?!)
27) Children become blind
28) The country goes into recession..(lol delayed reaction)
29) Chuck Norris dies. (LE GASP! IMPOSSIBLÉ!)
30) Poloticians become morons. (-_-' to late...)
31) School become 7days a week, 365 day long (*brings gun to head*)
32) The apocolypse.
33) Tetseiga gets broken.
34) Kagura falls off her feather.
35) A new born keeps crying even after birth
36)Demon's become human
37)Naraku becomes good
38)Sesshomaru's tail grows longer (O.O)
39)Shippo gets his tail chopped of.
40) Somewhere in the world a bomb went off
41)Jaken loses Rin
42)Rin becomes confused
43)Sesshomaru's mother wants grandchildren
44)Inuyasha gets his ears clipped..(Inuyasha: AAUGH!)
45)A dog gets nuetered
46)A cat dies choking on a hair ball
47)An old man loses his retirement fund
48)Sango gets a sex change
49)Myoga gets trapped in a vegetable cart.
50)The world stops and stares...a meteor than crashes into it.
Duuuude finally done! Again, please read the "positives"at Super Pan-chan's profile! u/4059492/