AN: This is a song parody to Taylor Swift's 'Better Than Revenge', which I don't own, featuring Masashi Kishimoto's Naruto characters, which I also don't own. I've been writing song parodies for years now, but it never occurred to me until recently to actually publish any of them...so now, I'm going to. :) Ahem, anyway, this whole thing is the fault of my sister, who, after reading Naruto chapter 615 (spoilers, I guess, if you haven't read that) and seeing Hinata and Naruto holding hands, said she could hear this song playing in her head, since Sasuke was going to be pissed Hinata was taking Naruto from him (she's a die-hard NaruSasu fangirl, just to clarify). Upon first hearing the title of this song, I had already deemed it 'The Uchiha Clan Anthem', but my sister's remark forced me to think very hard about it...and as what usually happens if I think too much about a particular character and a particular song...I wrote a parody on it.

Anyway, it's Tobi/Obito and Sasuke singing this, and if you can't tell, they're more or less singing about Kakashi and Naruto. And they're singing the chorus together. If you like, feel free to picture other Uchihas manning the various instruments of the band. I did. Madara plays drums. ;)


~Better Than Revenge~

Tobi/Obito:

The story starts when we were young and we were best friends and

I had it all I had them right there where I wanted them

He came along got her alone and let's hear the applause

He took her faster than you can say 'sabotage'

I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it

I underestimated just who I was dealing with

He had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum

He underestimated just who he was stealing from...

(Chorus)

I'm not a saint, and I'm not what you think

And I've had it! (whoa)

I'm gonna crush anything in my path

I've had practice (whoa)

Soon you're gonna find, crossing us is wrong,

I don't care if you think that you're my friend

You should keep in mind you should keep in mind

There is nothing I do better than revenge

Sasuke:

He looks at life like it's a target and he'll never miss

He looks at me like I'm a friend, but I'm SO over it

I think that hyperactive clown's a little troubling

He thinks I'm psycho 'cuz I don't care 'bout much of anything

But sophistication isn't where you live or who you know,

But pushing people down to get you where you wanna go

They didn't teach you that in Konoha so it's up to me

No amount of so-called 'friends' will give you victory...

(Chorus)

I'm not a saint, and I'm not what you think

And I've had it! (whoa)

I'm gonna crush anything in my path

I've had practice (whoa)

Soon you're gonna find, crossing us is wrong,

I don't care if you think that you're my friend

You should keep in mind you should keep in mind

There is nothing I do better than revenge

Sasuke:

I'm just another thing for you to try your best at dobe

You might have them but haven't you heard?

Tobi/Obito:

I'm just another thing for you to try your best at buddy

You might have them but I always get the last word...

(Whoa)

(Chorus)

I'm not a saint, and I'm not what you think

And I've had it! (whoa)

I'm gonna crush anything in my path

I've had practice (whoa)

Soon you're gonna find, crossing us is wrong,

I don't care if you think that you're my friend

You should keep in mind you should keep in mind

There is nothing I do better than revenge

Do you still feel like, you know what you're doing,

'Cuz I don't think you do (oh)

Do you still feel like, you know what you're doing,

I don't think you do I don't think you do

Let's hear the applause

Come on, show me how much 'better' you are

See you deserve some applause

'Cuz you're 'so much better'

We can take you faster than you can say 'Sabotage'...


AN: It will probably help if you listen to the actual song as you read this. And I know, I'm probably being a little harsh on Sasuke, but...yeah. Probably not.