AN: This is a song parody to Lady Gaga's 'Bad Romance', which I don't own, featuring characters from Masashi Kishimoto's Naruto, which I also don't own.

I wrote this almost 2 years ago, maybe even longer (it was shortly after the song came out), and unearthed it the other day while going through some old notebooks filled with odd song parodies. Some were good (or so I thought), some were bad (I'm going to say 'lapse in judgement') and some were just plain awful (good God, what was I thinking?!). I thought this one fell into the 'good' category, so a publish it I shall. (It should be noted I did it in all seriousness when I wrote it, though looking at it now I kind of find it humorous)

When my best friend and I heard this song for the first time, we looked at each other and said 'Team 7', and burst out laughing. It was then dubbed 'The Team 7' song, which lead to our references to Naruto and Sasuke's 'bad bromance', which of course lead to the writing of this parody.

A 'bromance', in case anyone was wondering, is a term used for two (usually) unrelated males who have a close (and often humorous) brotherly relationship (think Shikamaru and Choji, or Ichigo and Chad or Ichigo and Renji, or now that I think about it Yumichika and Ikkaku from Bleach).


Sasuke and Naruto are both singing this, and are talking about each other. I won't specify who's singing what line...you'll probably be able to figure it out, anyway. And it's not SasuNaru in the romantic capacity, this is just about their twisted relationship in general. And I even went to the trouble of writing out all of Lady Gaga's 'oh's and 'roma-ma's, so I'm going to keep them in here...no matter how stupid they look.

~Bad Bromance~

(Oh) Caught in a bad bromance (Oh) Caught in a bad bromance

Ra ra ah-ah-ah, Roma, roma-ma

Gaga, ooh-la-la We are a bad bromance

Ra ra ah-ah-ah, Roma, roma-ma

Gaga, ooh-la-la We are a bad bromance

You've always known me, yet why can't you see?

For me in life now nothing's ever been free

Not even love...love love love Not even love (hey)

Don't want your drama, not your 'helping hand'

Don't care what you think, you're not really my friend

Don't want your love...love love love Don't want your love

You know I don't want you...

You know I don't need you...

We have a bad, a bad bromance

(Chorus)

Don't want your caring, I need my revenge

You and me could write a bad bromance

(oh)

Wish you'd stop wanting, all your brother's revenge

You and me could write a bad bromance

(oh)

Caught in a bad bromance

(oh)

Caught in a bad bromance

(End Chorus)

Ra ra ah-ah-ah, Roma, roma-ma

Gaga, ooh-la-la We are a bad bromance

Don't want this horror, I'm feelin' inside

That you're a criminal I'm destin to fight

I feel so rough...rough rough rough I feel so rough (oh)

I know I'm psycho, but I'll handle it (hey)

Black flames inside are just begging to be lit

I'll take it though...though though though I'll take it though

You know I don't want you...

You know I don't need you...

We have a bad, a bad bromance

(Chorus)

Don't want your caring, I need my revenge

You and me could write a bad bromance

(oh)

Wish you'd stop wanting, all your brother's revenge

You and me could write a bad bromance

(oh)

Caught in a bad bromance

(oh)

Caught in a bad bromance

(End Chorus)

Ra ra ah-ah-ah, Roma, roma-ma

Gaga, ooh-la-la We are a bad bromance

Ra ra ah-ah-ah, Roma, roma-ma

Gaga, ooh-la-la We are a bad bromance

Your your passion teme

Stop it's driving me crazy

Your your passion dobe

Stop it's driving me crazy

Your your passion teme

Stop it's driving me crazy

Your your passion dobe

Stop. It's driving me crazy!

Don't want your love, I just want my revenge

This is too rough, I just wanna be friends!

We're friends no more

No I won't let us fall

We're friends no more

I just wanna be friends

I don't wanna be friends

(Caught in a bad bromance)

I just wanna be friends

We're friends no more now!

(Caught in a bad bromance)

We're a bad bromance

(Chorus)

Don't want your caring, I need my revenge

You and me could write a bad bromance

(oh)

Wish you'd stop wanting, all your brother's revenge

You and me could write a bad bromance

(oh) (We're a bad bromance)

Caught in a bad bromance

(We're a bad bromance) (oh)

(We're a bad bromance)

Caught in a bad bromance

Ra ra ah-ah-ah, Roma, roma-ma

Gaga, ooh-la-la We are a bad bromance


AN: It will probably help if you listen to the actual song while you read this.