Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. that goes for the other chapters, too.

Genre: Romance/Humor/Plot Twist

Characters: Light and L

A/N: I've wanted to write this one forever! XD Read future chapters for more fluff/crack! :)

Light held L's hands and looked him deep in the eyes, his own sparkling softly. Slowly, gently, he knelt on one knee.

L gasped. "Light-kun, what are you...?"

"Ryuzaki," Light said seriously. "From the first day I met you, I knew we were meant to be together- whether as friends, foes, or more, I was not sure. I am, now... There's just something about you that just gravitates me. I can't see straight, I can't look at you without fantasizing about your lipss, and I fall asleep every night thinking of you."

The young man withdrew a small bow from his perfectly ironed pocket. "L, will you marry me?"

L stared at him for one infinite second, his thumb caressing his lower lip. Finally, he admitted, "Light-kun... I like you very much, but I am afraid I must decline."

But then Light opened the box to reveal the biggest, juiciest, reddest Ring Pop he had ever seen in his life. Oh God, it looked delicious...


Maybe he could reconsider.

Spoiler Disclaimer: I don't own Ring Pops, either.