"Well... onward we go to the award for 'Best Dream Sequence'! We have two nominees for this... both written by Pepe K.

In second place it's Fifi's dream of being the Beserker in 'A Time To Every Purpose Unto Heaven' part 11.

And in first place... Hamton's nightmare from part 9 of the same tale! Well done Pepe!

*Pepe K. arrives at the podium along with Hamton*

Pepe K.:"Thanks goes to Hamton's subconcious for that one."

Hamton:" Yeah, it was alot more scarey than my old student film."

Pepe K.: "My Worst Nightmare"?

Hamton:" Uh,...yeah.I guess I watch too many old black and white movies.. But thank you very much for this award!

   *Hamton bows amdist cheering crowds*

Pepe K.:(taking the stage) Well, that draws to a close the ceremonies of the UKE's for this year of 2002. We look foward to the next year's awards and especially towards the new TTA stories and art that are coming out this year! For all the authors and artists and critics who have contributed to our ceremony this year - I'd like a big round of applause!

    *The audience gives a standing ovation that lasts and lasts*

Pepe K.: Lets's also hear it for all our beloved Toonsters!

    *another standing ovation. The various Toonsters bow, hug and wave*

Pepe K.: And their forbearers - the Looney Tunes!

    *Huge outpouring of cheers and applause*

*Suddenly Daffy Duck runs on stage and grabs the microphone from Pepe K.*

Daffy: And Don't FORGET!!!

     (in a snide sing-song voice)

I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I WON ! I-I-I-I-I WON!! Nyah, nyah-nyah ,nyah, nyah!!!

    *The audience throws 5 tons of rotten vegetables at Daffy – covering him!  He arrises like Bugs did - as Carmen Miranda with all the veggies made into a hat. He smirks and sticks his tongue out*

Daffy: Nyah!

* a golden UKE award is thrown, beaning him on the head and his feathers all fall off, leaving him naked*

Daffy: ( starting to pick up his million and two feathers)  ..Philistines!

Pepe K.: (retrieving the mike) And......


*The ensuing cheering blows the roof off the theatre!*

Pepe K.:(blowing a kiss) Good Night, Everybody!

* wild applause as the crowd FINALLY breaks up and can go home for another year*



Pepe K.



Produced and directed by:

Pepe K.

Created by :

Nathaniel T. Freeman & Leloni Bunny, based on the Harley Awards from www.toonzone.net (created by Anthony "Brainatra" Dean, with Robert Dougherty, Craig Marinaro, Jennifer Lynn "Sharklady" Weston, Jonathan "DR. BELCH", John "Captain Caps" Kilduff, Romey, Colin Feder, Danielle Berse, Beth "Siren", & Dot Warner)

Associate producers/directors:

The J.A.M.

Sean Campbell


Abel DuSable

Murray Mouse


Ludwig Van Goff


Thomas Alva Edison and Nicola Tesla


The J.A.M

List Poll:

Ludwig Van Goff

Voting Supervision:

Ludwig Van Goff and Pepe K.

Award statue designed by:

The J.A.M.

Visualization of the Award by

Murray Mouse

Stage designer:

Pepe K.




Orville Wright, Wilbur Wright, and Henry Ford

Kraft Services:



Control-C and Control-V


People who are anti-extremists

Ink and paints:

Dainippon Ink Co.

Character Posing:

Maddona and Julie Brown


Samuel Morse, Guglielmo Marconi, Thomas Alva Edison, and Alexander Graham Bell

Sanitation services:

Pete Puma


Acme Co.


Dr., Sir, Judge, King, Duke, Count, Viscount, etc.


Get one on yourself

Best Boy:


Worst Boy:


Gaffer (what's a gaffer?):

The anonymous stagehand


Pepe K. as himself

The J.A.M. as himself

Sean Campbell as himself

Thorne as himself

Abel DuSable as himself

Murray Mouse as himself

RottinKid/Werekitty as herself

Ludwig Van Goff as himself

Ian James Corlett as Goku

Noel Blanc as Yosemite Sam

Julie Brown as Minerva Mink

Sherry Stoner as Slappy Squirrel

? as Krazy Kat

? as Ignatz the Mouse

Leloni Bunni as herself

Pepe K. as Dr. Lord Pavel D'Lord

Andy Fox as himself

Peter Parker as Spider Man

Aerosmith as themselves

Charles Adler as Rodderick Rat

Jeff Glenn Bennet as Nigel

Kath Soucie as Fifi LaFume

Cree Summer Franks as Mary Melody

Steven Spielberg as himself

Jonathan Winters as himself

Alex Bunny as himself

Janeane Garofalo as Harriet

Maurice Lamarche as Dizzy

Brian Mitchell as Vinnie the Deer

Kath Soucie as Lola Bunny

? as Bosko

Noel Blanc as Daffy Duck

Noel Blanc as Hassan (HASSAAAAAN CHOP!!)

Joe Alaskey as Plucky Duck

Gail Matthius as Shirley The Loon

Noel Blanc as Porky Pig

Tress MacNeille as Babs Bunny

Charles Adler as Buster Bunny

Erik/Ghostwolf as Himself

? as Jar Jar Binks

Brittany Spears as Eena Scent

Noel Blanc is Pete Puma

Rob Paulsen as Fowlmouth

Yvette M. Griffith as Herself

Anthony Hopkins as Himself?

Hank Azaria? as Dr Hibbert

Hank Azaria? as Krusty the Clown
? as Groundskeeper Willie

Noel Blanc as Conrad the Cat

? as The Running Gag Clown

Frank Welker as Bullwinkle J. Moose

June Foray as Rocket Jewel Squirrel

The Rock as Himself

Frank Welker as Boris Badenov

June Foray as Natasha Fatale

Noel Blanc as Speedy Gonzales

Frank Welker as Fearless Leader

Maurice Lamarche as The Brain

Rob Paulsen as Pinky

Cree Summer Franks as Elmyra

Jo Anne Worley as Hoppopotamus

Dick Tufield as The Lost in Space Robot

Anthony Daniels as C-3PO

R2D2 as Himself

Bill Gates as Himself

? as Robby the Robot

? as K-9

Vic Perrin as Nomad

? as The Dalek

Arnold Schwartzenneger as The Terminator

Ed Asner (Jabba The Hutt) as Godzilla

June Foray as Laika Romanova

Kath Soucie as Fifi

Tress Macneille as Babzilla

Kevin Mickel as Himself

Kathleen Helppie-Shipley as Petunia

Noel Blanc as Bugs

Rob Paulsen as Arnold Pit Bull

Hadley Kay as Hamton

Tress MacNeille as Rhubarb

Sherry Lynn as Roberta

Kieron Wells as Marshall

Leondrel Gonzales as Leonel de Mellabaz

Lance Henricksonn as Calamity (suggested by Abel DuSable)

Rob Paulsen as Hunter

Noel Blanc as Taz

Noel Blanc as Sylvester

Greg Burson as Snaggle Puss

Noel Blanc as Pepe LePew

Noel Blanc as Speedy Gonzales

Luke Ruegger as Lightning Rodriguez

Arnold Stang as Charlie The Sunkist Fish

Doug McLure as Himself

? as Polly Esther

Leloni Bunny as Herself

Pepe K. as Officer Pooch

? as Fritz the Cat

Tress MacNeille as Miss Utter Killjoy

? as Darkwing Duck

"Theme of Speed Racer" written by Koshibe & Yoshiyuki. Used without permission.

"Theme of Looney Toons" written by Carl Stalling? Used without permission.

"There'll Be A Hot Time In The Old Town Tonight" written by ? Used without permission.

"Imperial March" written by John Williams. Used without permission.

"As the Caissons Go Rolling Along" is © ?. Written by ?. Used without permission.

"The Army Air Corps Song" is Public Domain. Performed by the Looney Tunes.

"The Marines Hymn" is Public Domain. Performed by the Looney Tunes.

"Anchors Aweigh" is Public Domain. Performed by the Looney Tunes.

"The Marine's Song" is Public Domain. Performed by the Looney Tunes.

"That Old Warner Brothers' Tune" is © Warner Brothers. Performed by the Looney Tunes. Used without permission.

"Sunrise, Sunset" is © ?, written by Sheldon Harnick. Performed by Pepe K. Used without permission.

"Mary Ann" is © ?, written by ?. Performed by Pepe K. Used without permission.

Tiny Toons Adventures and all related characters are © Warner Brothers/Amblin Entertainment

Tenchi Muyo is © ? Used without permission.

"Starblazers" and the Space BattleShip Yamato is © ? Used without permission.

AstroBoy is © ? Used without permission.

TransFormers are © Hasbro. Used without permission.

CowBoy BeBop is © ? Used without permission.

Yu-Gi-Oh is © ? Used without permission.

The Sailor Scouts and Sailor Moon are © ? Used without permission.

Cutey Honey is © ? Used without permission.

Godzilla is © Tojo. Used without permission.

Goku and DragonBall are © ? Used without permission.

Krazy Kat and Ignatz the Mouse are © ? Used without permission.

Spider Man is © Marvel Comics. Used without permission.

Bad Luck Blacky is © Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. Used without permission.

Jar Jar Binks is © Lucasfilm. Used without permission.

Enna Scent is © Abel Dusable.

Rocky and Bullwinkle and all related characters are © Jay Ward Productions

Millicent is © ? Used without permission

The Rock is © ? Used without permission

The Wuzzles and all related characters are © Disney. Used without permission.

The Lost in Space Robot is © Viacom? Used without permission.

C-3PO and R2-D2 are © Lucasfilm Used without permission.

Robby the Robot is © ? Used without permission.

K-9 is © ? Used without permission.

Nomad is © ? Used without permission.

The Dalek is © ? Used without permission.

Terminator is © ? Used without permission.

Laika Romanova is © Pepe K. Used with permission.

Marshall is © Kieron Wells Used with permission.

The Bloomin' Loonies & Co. are © Jennifer Cleckley and Jerry T. Withers. Used with permission.

Leonel de Mellabaz is © Leondrel Gonzalez. Used with permission.

Charlie The Sunkist Fish is © Sunkist. Used without permission.

Doug McLure is © ?

Samurai Pizza Cats are © ?. Used without permission.

Fritz the Cat is © ?. Used without permission.

Darkwing Duck is © Disney. Used without permission.

Segments written by Pepe K, The J.A.M., Sean Campbell, Thorne, Abel DuSable, Murray Mouse, RottinKid/Werekitty, and Ludwig Van Goff

Additional writing by:

Andy Fox, Jonathan Winters, Abel DuSable, Ghostwolf, and Yvette M. Griffith.

Special thanks to:

Mel Blanc and Jack Benny, Jennifer Cleckley, Jerry D. Withers, Lady Iapetus, Andy Fox, Foxy Fellow, Aerosmith, Abel Du Sable, Rob Mephisto, Tex Avery, Jonathan Winters, Alex Bunny, Erik Bunny, Shelby Bunny, Ivan Bunny, Leloni Bunny, Luke, and Yvette M. Griffith.

Fanfic clips written by:

Pepe K, Abel DuSable, Jennifer Cleckley, Jerry D. Withers, Yvette M. Griffith, Sean Campell, Foxy Fellow, Kieron Wells, Lady Iapetus, Ghostwolf, and Kelly.

Executive in charge of production:

Pepe K.