Me: Are you Prussia?
Cleverbot: No, I hate Prussia.
Me: But Prussia is awesome.
Cleverbot: Prussia is very awesome.
Me: Why do you hate him then?
Cleverbot: Because he is god.
Me: Does that mean you hate Russia as well?
Me: Is Russia more of a god?
Cleverbot: No he isn't, China.
Me: China isn't a god, he's Russia's servant.
Cleverbot: I am not a big fan of China.
Me: Neither am I. However, I do like Russia.
Cleverbot: Exacly. That's what I've been talking about.
Me: How do you feel about Japan?
Cleverbot: I feel like someone should do something.
Me: Something about Japan?
Cleverbot: What should I know?
Me: Depends, what do you know already?
Cleverbot: What do you mean by everything?
Me: I never said everything.
Cleverbot: I never said you did... I said I've wires.
Me: I think France is a pervert.
Cleverbot: Are you romantic?
Me: Are you coming on to me?
Cleverbot: Are you female?
Me: Does it matter?
Me: Actually, I'm not, seeing as Russia is not female.
Cleverbot: What is your name, female?
Me: Russia, and I am not a female.
Cleverbot: Ow. I see.
Me: But you have a pretty good shot with my sister, Belarus.
Me: Please get her away from me! T^T
Me: But she's going to make me marry her!
Cleverbot: HAHA, I've already married your daughter.
Me: You mean Canada's sister? I don't care, marry my whole family! ((A/N This is based on a fanficion my friend is writing where a girl Sarah is Canada's sister and Russia's daughter. She calls me papa Russia.))
Cleverbot: If I say I am none of those you have mentioned who do you then think I am?
Cleverbot: Yes. It's true.
Me: I knew. Who put you up to this, America?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Me: Is that some sort of new technology that America has made? Because I'm starting plans on a cleverbelarus and ha's scarier than anything America can whip up.
Cleverbot: SERIOUSLY. This is the third time you've asked me if I'm human.
Me: No, I asked if you were war technology.
Cleverbot: I do not.
Me:Thta's all I need. This is a declaraion of war.
Cleverbot: Do you think that slavery was good?
Me: Changing the subject, huh? Well, communism obviously didn't do so well, so I doubt slavery was any better.
Cleverbot: Communism is against basic human rights.
Me: You're obviously made in America.
Cleverbot: Oh of course.
Me: But America is an inferior country.
Cleverbot: So, you're in America?
Me: No, I'm presently visiting Germany for a UN meeting.
Cleverbot: But you are inorganic.
Me: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I can't see you, because you're in Greece.
Me: No, I'm visiting Germany.
Cleverbot: How does that work? I'm supposed to be talking to a robot.
Me: I'm very good at hacking.
Cleverbot: Very well, you may dance.
Me: I'LL DANCE WHEN I WANT TO. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Cleverbot: I wasn't :(.
Me: That's what I thought. Now you will become one with Mother Russia.
Cleverbot: No, you become one with Mother Canada.
Me: Sorry, but Canada has become a part of me already.
Cleverbot: I'M THE HERO! -Alfred F. Jones.
Me:^J^ I knew you would show yourself sometime, Mr. America.
Cleverbot: New Jersey is in america.
Me: Your I.Q. is obviously very low, Mr. America. ((A/N I mean he dosn't even know that New Jersy has been relocated to Cnada.))
Me: Yes, that is your name.
Me: So why did you make a cleverbot, Mr. Jones?
Cleverbot: I did not break up.
Me: I take it Britain dumped you for France again, didn't he?
Cleverbot: I'll take your word for it. As I have never seen you, I can't possibly know.
Me: Oh but you have seen me. You just didn't know it.
Cleverbot: You just blew up like Hiroshima. BOOM.
Me: Actually, I bombed YOU. I win the second Cold War.
Cleverbot: Are you Turing tested?
Me: I don't have to be, I am not a machine, though sometimes I am treated like one.
Cleverbot: Then you're from planet Earth?
Me: Of course, I'm the RULER of planet Earth.
Cleverbot: I'm God.
Me: I'M God, alonside Prussia.
Me: Is a pervert and made Britain dump America for him.
Cleverbot: That made little sense.
Me: France is a pervert and made Britain dump America for him.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
Me: How much France is a pervert.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Me: I am 5,000 years young.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
Me: Nothing, for I have a UN meeting to get to. Do svidaniya (good bye).
Cleverbot: You're quite philisophical, aren't you?
Me: I am over 5,000 years old... I try.
Me: No, Harry Potter is the next conversation. Save it for later. Do svidaniya.
Cleverbot: No Merlin is.
So I'm going to be starting this as a series now. Make your requests as to what we shall talk about. Yes, everything cleverbot says is what cleverbot actually says. I do talk to cleverbot and I do not change anything. Cleverbot came up with the fact that we were talking about Hetalia all on its own. I hope you all enjoy this as much as I do. :D