(I'm just going to somehow become famous and quit school. Fucking ridiculous, all I've learned this semester: you may be paying for your education but that doesn't mean your professors actually have to be good and qualified at their job.)
Okay, so Logan had call time at about six A.M. Lovely little me didn't have to go in until ten so I could start working with Kendall on songs and stuff. We still don't know what we'll call ourselves; maybe we'll call ourselves um…The Chill after all, even though that sounds seriously lame to me. Maybe we'll be Green Lantern Corp—wait is that copyrighted? Yeah I don't know, maybe I'll tweet out some fans to give me some ideas.
And tweet sent, they better give us some good name ideas, or no more pictures of the guys!
Anyway, because I am the best fucking fiancé in this entire planet, I decided I would just be a doll and pick up breakfast on the way there. Then I thought it's kind of a dick move to just buy Logan breakfast, so I got all of the guys a breakfast burrito because I know they like them so much. THEN I thought it would be rude to not get something for Irina, so I fucking bought another one, then one for myself. My god, it's a good thing I stopped there or I would have had to buy food for the entire crew, and then I would be broke. I walked into Logan's dressing room and I saw him curled up on his sofa with his hands crossed over his chest, completely knocked out.
AW he looks so cute when he's taking a nap, with his stupid little sleep mask on! How cute! I walked a little closer to him and I noticed something I hadn't quite noticed before, I mean…I never saw it. On Logan's little end table was a pair of black ray ban glasses…Huh. Now I know he wears sunglasses but…prescription glasses? Oh get the fuck out I am so trying these on to see if they are real.
OH MY GOD THEY'RE REAL!
OH MY GOD
THAT EXPLAINS SO SO SO MUCH!
My god, I've gone over a year wondering why Logan would bump into things really early in the morning. My god, it's so seamless, and to think all this time I just thought he was an idiot in the wee hours of the morning. Aw, is he ashamed of his glasses and terrible sight? Poor baby.
I set the glasses back down and sat by his feet on the sofa. As soon as I opened the paper bag and started to pull out our burritos Logan started to wake up. Figures, his little fat ass always wakes up when the sound of a paper bag crinkling happens to be near him. I glanced over and Logan sat up, stretching and letting out a loud yawn before scooting over to me. "Well hey my handsome four eyes." While I was grinning he frowned and pouted like a confused puppy. "You left your glasses out, you sexy little hipster."
"Damn it…" He muttered and quickly grabbed his glasses.
"Can I see them on you?" I begged him, "Please? I never saw them on you before!"
"PLEASE! I bet you look so cute!" I whined and sat up on my knees, resting my hands on his knees and leaning over him. Yeah I really want to see them on him and if I have to, I'll so fuck him right here in the dressing room, it's totally okay by me. I am willing to take one for the team!
"Fine…I hate wearing these things outside though so no pictures!"
"Why not?" I watched Logan put on the glasses, and oh my god….he looks so fucking delicious.
"Glasses just aren't my thing, I don't like them. I really hate the way I look and—what are you doing?"
"You can wait to have breakfast." I muttered pushing him back by his shoulders so he was lying against the arm rest. Yeah, I kind of started to climb over him at this point.
What? Don't' you DARE judge me right now.
"Are…you seriously doing this because of the glasses?" Logan laughed and put his hands on my waist as I saddled up like I was about to ride a horse—WOW.
My god I just…I can't …I can't even deal with myself right now.
"You look so adorable, so yes, we're going to get it on." I laughed and leaned down to kiss him.
Wow, we fuck a lot. Well I guess it's a good thing they invented condoms, or I would have had about three thousand babies by now.
Well, I'm going to wear my glasses around the house from now on that's all I have to say. I honestly hated the way I looked in glasses, I have for the longest time but that was the greatest confidence boost I could ever get after putting them on. After that quick round we put our clothes back on and sat side by side eating breakfast. "Hey Logan," AJ said after taking a huge bite, "Let's say I got kidnapped by an English mad man. Would you rescue me?"
"Ha, no fuck that, I'd let the police handle that." I answered with a laugh.
"Even if some dude with a hammer hand was threatening to bash my brains in?" AJ pressed.
"Yeah absolutely not, good luck." I laughed and took another bite of my food. "Why? Thinking of getting into some danger?"
"Yeah I was thinking that the next tour we go on we should re-create Big Time Movie, I would kill to watch you fainting every five minutes in person." She threw her head back laughing at me.
Grr, so precious isn't she?
"You are just so precious." I chuckled and glanced at her, watching her grin and wink at me before taking another bite of food. "So any word on how the house is coming along?"
"Yup, I called this morning before I got here." She grinned and tucked her legs under her as she began to talk. "They installed the washer and dryer for us, the kitchen is almost completely finished, they still have to do the back splash and get the counters done, but all of the items are installed for us. Oh, and they just got that big ass sex tub for the master bathroom, so with painting and everything, we should be good to move in next week."
"Hey that's fantastic." I smiled wide, yeah this whole house hunting thing was a bitch, plus trying to pick out how we wanted the house to look after we got the perfect one we wanted was a pain in the ass too. The master bedroom was where we had the fight over how we wanted it to look, Alex wanted it to be black and white striped but I wasn't feeling that, so we're settling for a bright white room with black furniture and like, bright colored accents and bedding and shit. We actually got into a fight over that, she said it was basically the same thing.
It really isn't, duh.
"Alright great, I'll find a mover for us and we'll have to pack whenever we get the chance." I told her and leaned back on the sofa. "Now we can plan for the wedding. I was thinking a spring wedding." I suggested to her as I brought my leg up over the other one. "Not too hot so there's no mosquitos, not too cold—"
"No mosquitos? Are we doing an outdoor wedding?" She cocked an eyebrow and stared at me, leaning on her elbow.
Okay fine so I've been thinking a lot about the wedding.
"Well….maybe I mean—"
"Logan…I really don't want a big wedding I'm just going to say that now. I just want our close friends, our families and that's it, I don't want to make it some big thing." She sighed and ran a hand through her bangs to straighten them out.
"Yeah I'm totally fine with that, I just thought we could do something outdoors since…I like it so much."
"Alright we can do that. What did you have in mind?" I chewed on my lip and shrugged my shoulders. I didn't think it through really, I just thought outdoors would be cool.
"I don't have a spot yet, but we can just look and see if we find anything I like." Alex seemed okay with that, she nodded and went back to her burrito.
"I'm fine with that. We also have to consider catering, a DJ, the cake, suits, dresses, oh man my dress. Ugh that's all such a pain in the ass, I'm going to make Irina do it with me she loves fashion." She shrugged and took a huge bite out of the burrito.
"Are you sure she even wants to do that?" I asked, and all she did was stare at me and blink innocently.
"I said I'd make her do it with me, I never said I'd ask." She smiled sweetly and went back to eating. Wow, alright then, sometimes it slips my mind that my fiancé's a bossy bitch. "Mmm, so fucking good. So Kendall and I have a few songs down for us, saw some of the stuff he's working on for the new BTR album. Wow, he's got some good stuff going on I'll tell you that."
"Hey!" I pouted and scooted closer to her. "What about me? My songs are pretty kick ass you know, maybe even better."
"Meh…" she shrugged and looked away from me.
"Oh you know that's just not right young lady."
"Young lady huh?" She teased and raised an eyebrow. "Are we doing this? Are we going to start the kinky talk now? You're gonna let that southern drawl come out to make my panties wet?"
Oh…she's a devious little—
"Hey are you decent?" Carlos opened the door to the dressing room without knocking and walked right in. "You and I have a scene to do, oh and Kendall wants to go practice a song with you."
"No problem." Alex wrapped up the rest of her burrito and stood up, bending down to grab my chin and peck my lips. "See you later baby." She then moved and kissed my cheek before whispering in my ear. "Maybe later you can tell me just how much of a bad young lady I am, make me behave." She smirked and bit my earlobe before walking out of the room.
Oh god, you tease….