Chapter 3: Issac is unamused, Stross is weird, and Ellie's a fangirl. Also, cake.
We rejoin our cheesecake team of Issac, his fangirl, and the wacky sidekick in Space, on the Sprawl, In a City, in an apartment complex, in a room. OH YEAH, I BLEW YO' MIND. "What if milk is Cow Seemen?" Stross asked, causing Issac to spit his cereal out.
"JEEZE LOUIZE, WHAT THE F*Censored*?!" Isaac yelled at his companion.
"Well SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING, BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY THAT MY MUSIC IS TOO LOUD!" Stross apologized like a G6!
Suddenly, Issac got on his legendary MATT DAMON shirt and punched Stross RIGHT IN THE SQUAJILIES!
"OOOOH, RIGHT IN THE SQUAJILIES!" Stross groaned as he peepeed in his big-boy panties and fell on the "CLEAN" apartment floor. By the way, last night, our Space Peeps got drunk, and when Stross went to bed in HIS room, some stuff went down. KIDS, DONT ASK! Issac then did his celebratory dance like this: watch?v=f3fTUZRbRDY except it was Issac not DA Heevah weaponsh goy. ANYDOCTORWHO...Issac then started a rave, an invited his friends like Shepard, Master Chief and SOOPA MAWIO. After the sexy-lecious rave and lots of SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS, the gang went to sleep in their beds, (except for Issac, who fell asleep on the ceiling with the Zero-G jetpack legs of zero-g-swagger. Or should I say $W GG3R?)
Teh Next Day...
"HOLY SHET ISSAC WE'RE OUT OF MILK!" Our grumpy cat Stross yells.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!" Issac shot his window and they got sucked into space, which previously stated, will in fact leave you breathless.
UNLESS JOO RIDE THE ROLLARCOASTA!
Unfortenatly for Issac, and lucky us, he respawned at the last checkpoint.
"Fine, I'll go get some..." Issac got into his car, parked on the roof and 360 noscoped a guy while falling in his PlaneMoCar. However, he saw something, A CAKE. So he wanted to grab it, but glass surrounded it. It was IMPENETRABLE!
Suddenly, Issac heard GlaDos.
"Oh look, it's cake. OHH, and my favorite flavor: LIES." She taunted.
(Dead Island Trailer Music plays, THE SAD ONE)
Issac looks down and cried, knowing the cake quest had been failed.
"Eh, oh well..." Issac shrugged and went on a BRODYQUEST/ISSACQUEST through the Sprawl, all the while being chased by his fangirl.
Next: Chapter 4: Revenge of the Potato Chips!