'Ello lovelys! This is, well basically, a songfic parody based of the world renowned 'Bed Intruder Song'. If you have never heard of it, I highly suggest you look it up! :) My friend, SingingGal, and I came up with this together, and could not stop laughing. Try to go check out some of her work, she's AMAZING! Please enjoy and review! I'm open ears!

Disclaimer: I do not own a single pinch of pixie dust of any of this, besides me and my buddy's laughter. The story Peter Pan is owned by James Barrie, the Bed Intruder Song was composed by the Gregory brothers and Antoine Dodson, and this website is owned by Fanfiction. Oh, I do own a quickly diminishing bag of chocolate chips. Wait... yep, they're gone. Thanks SingingGal.

He's climbing in your windows

Snatching yo Darlings up

He's tryin' to take them to Neverland

So you better hide yo Michaels, hide yo John's,

Hide yo Michaels, hide yo John's

and hide yo Wendys 'cause he's snatching everybody out here.

You don't have to come and confess

Hook's looking for you

He gonna find you

He gonna find you

So you can fly and tell that

Fly and tell that

Fly and tell that, lost boy

Lost, lost, lost boy

We got yo shadow,

You done left pixie dust and all

You are so young

You are really young—for real

The boy got away leaving behind evidence

Hook's POV

I was attacked by some crocodile in the water

No hand, no hand, no hand, no

He's climbing in yo windows

Snatching yo Darlings up

Tryin' to take them to Neverland

So you better hide yo Michaels, hide yo John's,

Hide yo Michaels, hide yo John's

and hide yo Wendys 'cause he's snatching everybody out here.

You don't have to come and confess

Hook's looking for you

He gonna find you

He gonna find you

So you can fly and tell that

Fly and tell that

Fly and tell that, lost boy

Lost, lost, lost boy

By the way, for you grammar nazi folk, this fic has slang used so carelessly on purpose. That's how it is originally performed in the song performed by Antoine Dodson.