Carl Strikes Back

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yep, it's been a long time since I've written another Aqua Teen Hunger Force fanfic. But the way things are going to enfold, this might as well be an actual episode. Enjoy.

Carl was tired. He was disgusted. He was sick of all the crap his neighbors would give him every day. Every single night for all his life, Carl has had misfortune fall upon him, be it restraining orders, severe injuries, or death. But now, he was gonna take a stand.

"No more. I gotta stop this from snowballing further," Carl muttered to himself as he looked at the Aqua Teen Hunger Force's house from his bedroom window, closing the shades as he rubbed his chin. "I gotta do it in a way that I can be rid of them for good..."

"Be rid of them for good for what?" Meatwad asked, suddenly appearing in Carl's bedroom.

Carl screamed in shock as he jumped, looking down at Meatwad, sighing in annoyance shortly afterwards. "Don't you have anything better to be doing than stalking me?"

Meatwad glanced to the side as he glanced back up at Carl. "Well, our show only has eleven minutes, so I don't really have much to do other than being the Woobie, or however you say that." He then smiled. "What are you up to, Carl?"

Carl was silent, rolling his eyes. "I'm... building. Building a plan. Yeah, that's it."

Several seconds of awkward silence. Meatwad rubbed the back of his head with his right, meaty arm.

"Well, I'll see you later." Meatwad stated as he made his way out of the bedroom, leaving Carl's house.

Carl chuckled as he rubbed his hands together. "Yeah, you'll see me later, all right... heh heh heh..."