Ladies and Gentleman, She is, Lady Gaga!

I can't help my self

I'm in love,

And when I get back from outer space

I'm gonna punch him in his face

If he's the moon

Then I'm eclipsed

I'm so lunar, yeah, when

I get to him

I'll run him over with my rocket ship

My eyeliner runs in constellations

For you dear

If only I could reboot my mechanical heart

I'd think clear

Baby I'm feeling so out of this world,

Baby with you I'm a different girl

Ohhh, ohhh, ohh, you're my future love

Baby, could we make a home in the stars?

Maybe somewhere in a galaxy far?

Ohh, ohhh, ohh you're my future love

Ohohohoh, I want your fu-fu-fu-fu future love

I want your fu-fu-fu-fu future love,

Would you be my fu-fu-fu-fu future love?

I want your fu-fu-fu-fu future love

Would you be my fu-fu-fu future man?

Would you put me in your fu- future plans?

I want a fu-fu-fu future man


Fry, Leela, and Bender were watching TV at the Planet Express, when a history program came on. Fry wasn't really paying attention to the program, until 'AwesomeCon' 2013 was mentioned.

"Anyone who didn't attend the 2013 convention is a loser" said the TV announcer

And in that moment, Fry decided he NEEDED to go to that convention.

"Guys, I really want to go to that convention" said Fry "and not just because I don't want to be a loser…"

"You're already a loser" said Bender

"Hey!" Fry scoffed "I'm not a loser…"

"Good news everyone!" Professor Farnsworth "I have invented a time machine that can take you both forwards and backwards in time"

"Yes!" yelled Fry

"What's he excited about?" asked Farnsworth

"Professor, can I go back to 2013 with that machine, and go to AwesomeCon? Please?" asked Fry, pleadingly

"Oh, okay, yes" replied Farnsworth

A Time Travel Montage Later…

"We're here!" Fry practically ran out of the ship before it was completely landed. The crew went inside and checked the place out.

"Wow…" mouthed Fry


Lady Gaga was preparing for her performance at AwesomeCon 2013. Small performance, but who cares! Lady Gaga (hee hee, nicknames) just loves performing. She put on her heart shaped sunglasses, and walked over to get on stage.

"I don't speak German, but I can if you like.

Ich schleiban austa be clair,

es kumpent madre monstère,

aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,

begun be üske but-bair,

Ich schleiban austa be clair,

es kumpent madre monstère,

aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,

begun be üske but-bair,

I'll take you out tonight,

Say whatever you like,

Scheiβe, scheiβe be mine,

Scheiβe be mine,

Put on a show tonight,

Do whatever you like,

Scheiβe, scheiβe be mine,

Scheiβe be mine,

When I'm on a mission,

I rebuke my condition,

If you're a strong female,

You don't need permission,

I- I wish that I could dance on a single prayer,

I- I wish I could be strong,

Without permission, yeah,

Oh, oh, oh, oh oh,

Without the scheiβe, yeah,

Oh, oh, oh, oh oh,

Without the scheiβe, yeah,

Oh, oh, oh, oh oh,

Without the scheiβe, yeah,

I don't speak German but I wish I could,

I-I-I,

I-I-I,

I don't speak German,

I-I-I,

But I can if you like,

I- I wish that I could dance on a single prayer,

I- I wish I could be strong,

Without permission, yeah,

Oh, oh, oh, oh oh,

Without the scheiβe, yeah,

Oh, oh, oh, oh oh,

Without the scheiβe, yeah,

Oh, oh, oh, oh oh,

Without the scheiβe, yeah,

Ich schleiban austa be clair,

es kumpent madre monstère,

aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,

begun be üske but-bair,

Ich schleiban austa be clair,

es kumpent madre monstère,

aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,

begun be üske but-bair,

Ich schleiban austa be clair,

es kumpent madre monstère,

aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,

begun be üske but-bair,"


Fry was walking through the convention, not really paying attention to where he was going. He got distracted by something, and bumped into someone.

"Oh, uh sorry…Lady Gaga?" Fry said, confusedly

"It's okay….Hey…You know, you look like my old friend Fry…" said Lady Gaga

"My name is Fry…" said Fry "And, you know, your voice kind of sounds like my old friend Luanne's voice…"

"That's my real name*…" said Lady Gaga, or should I say….Luanne? (*Not actually her real name)

Both Fry and Lady Gaga had a moment of realization.

"There's no way it could possibly be you, could it?" asked Lady Gaga

"Depends…Are you the Luanne I'm thinking of? If you are, then yes, it is me. But if there's just some sort of really weird coincidence, or this is some strange alternate universe, then no" replied Fry

Lady Gaga took of her sunglasses. She looked Fry in the eyes. That's all it took for Fry to know. It was her.

"Luanne!" Fry hugged her, which he hadn't done since 1996. And I guess he really missed her, because he was squeezing her like he'd probably never see her again

"Um, Fry, you're squeezing me too tight…"

"Just two more seconds, please…I haven't seen you in 16 years!"

"For me it's only been 4 years…If you don't count the weird time skip that sent me to '08 from '96" Lady Gaga mumbled "Anyways, what have you been up to?"

"I've been in the future" said Fry

"You're kidding me" said Lady Gaga

"No, Lu, I'm not kidding. I've really been in the year 3012" said Fry

"Okay, then prove it" said Lady Gaga

"I will, you can come meet my friends!" said Fry, as he picked Lady Gaga up, and took her over to Bender and Leela. He set her down, and she was pissed off.

"I didn't say you could just pick me up like that!" said Lady Gaga

"Sorry…Anyways, Luanne, this is Leela and Bender, Bender and Leela, this is Luanne." said Fry

"Is that a robot?" asked Lady Gaga

"Yes" replied Fry

"And you see it too?" said Lady Gaga

"I'm a 'he' not and 'it'" Bender snarled

"Oh, uh, sorry?" said Lady Gaga "Okay Fry, you've proved it. I believe you."

"Yes!" said Fry

"Too bad you'll have to go back soon, though…" said Lady Gaga

"Hey! Why don't you come back with us?" asked Fry

"Well, I don't know…" Lady Gaga considered going to 3012 with them.

"You should! We can catch up on what we've both been doing the past couple of years!" said Fry

"You know what, that sounds great." said Lady Gaga

"C'mon!" Fry grabbed Lady Gaga's hand, and took her to the ship with Leela and Bender, and they went back to 3012.


A/N:

I don't own anything but the plot line. I don't own Lady Gaga or her music, and I certainly don't own Futurama.

Sorry if this is the most horrible thing you've ever read, it's my first time writing a Futurama fanfic.

Anyways, R&R