Title: "Best Vacation Ever"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: PG-13
Summary: He's going to make this the best vacation ever!
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Author's Note: 244. That's the number of stories that were sitting on my hard drive collecting dust because I lack the energy and time to take care of them as I once did. My betaing pattern has always been to write, then type up if written on paper, the story, read it aloud to my beloved Jack and our children, editing as I go, and then finally format and post. Sadly, this part is simply taking too much of my time and energy, and my beloved Jack and I have too little time together in person these days to be able to keep up with my stories. So what to do? Give up writing? I actually considered it for a while, tried to make excuses to myself other than the large number of stories collecting cyber dust on my computer, as to why I lacked the energy and Muse to write new tales. And then, with the turn of the new year, I decided to stop running and face the problem. The problem is, quite frankly, that once one gets so bogged down in formatting and editing that writing is no longer a pleasure but the actual posting of those writings becomes a hassle and - egad! - work, it's time to cut something out, and that will never be the writing process. So, in short, yes, there will be mistakes in this tale. Yes, it's missing about half of the header information I usually include. But I wrote it for pleasure and am posting it in hopes of sharing that pleasure with others. Do with it as you will.

He came out here hunting for one thing: the peace and quiet that he can never get while leaving next door to the Matthews family and teaching. Both alone are enough to always ruin what little peace George normally possesses, even if sometimes rewarding. The peace he savors so dearly is suddenly by a scream, "Fuh-uh-eeeee-nah-nee!" George sighs as he looks up and sees the most boisterous of the Matthews coming at him. He's about to begrudgingly greet him when Eric suddenly strips. Feeny's mouth falls open, but then George grins. This is going to be the best vacation ever!

The End