This story will actually be a collection of one-shots parodying all the horrifying (and maybe less horrifying!) trends in Winx Club fanfiction and fanfiction in general.

I dedicate this to Chibi Horsewoman, who is the inspiration for the crazy and all the cool authors who hang out over at Winx Writers Anonymous. You know who you are. :)

Bloom was cornered by the Trix witches in Magix. All alone.

The other members of the Winx Club were nowhere to be found.

Once again, Bloom found herself alone in Magix and cornered by the Trix. Because it's always them who cause trouble.

No one else.

There is no one else who would possibly want the power she has, want to kill her so she can't stop their nefarious plans or get revenge against her of some sort.

Always the Trix…

"You know, I get a sense of déjà vu from this…" Darcy commented.

Bloom of Domino, Fairy of the Dragon's Flame aka the most powerful magic in the universe, found herself beaten by the witches again.

Never mind the fact that she kicked serious ass at the Battle of Alfea…

"Well, well, well. Here we are again, Bloom. Not even your mighty Dragon's Flame can help you now!" Icy cackled a very evil cackle now.

"Perhaps you should give it up to someone who can handle it!" Stormy smiled a slasher smile.

With that, the three witches raised their hands to attack once again, but were suddenly blasted away by a large ball of fire.

When it cleared, another fairy stood between the Trix and Bloom.

She was gorgeous, with long, thick, luxurious wavy auburn hair with a golden tiara holding it up in a high ponytail and bright emerald green eyes- that changed colours. She was perfectly tanned and had a perfect figure and perfectly pink lips and makeup.

Her perfect frilly multi-layered backless knee-length dress was lilac, pink, gold and white, looking like something that a children's doll or perhaps a ballerina would be wearing.

Her perfect wings were a gorgeous rose colour dotted with white and gold and judging by their size and shape, she was an Enchantix fairy.

"Stay away from Bloom, you evil Trix!" She cried- perfectly.

"Or what?" Icy snapped.

"Or this! Dragon's Fury!" The girl roared.

Her hair whipped around her head as she rose her arms above her head and immediately sent the Trix into oblivion.

Bloom stood up weakly, detransforming as she did.

"Who are you and how were you able to use the Dragon Fire?" She asked cautiously.

"Bloom, is that any way to talk to your older sister?" the older fairy held out her arms as if to give her a hug.

"Wait, what?" Bloom backed away, eyes widening.

Screech stop.

"I'm your long, lost sister, Bloom!"

And the car just crashed.

"What? I don't have a sister. Daphne is my only sister!" Bloom cried.

"No, she's not. She sent away two young fairies from Domino that fateful day when our home world was destroyed…" The mysterious female wiped away a crystal tear from her kaleidoscope eyes.

"You're crazy" Bloom fired off a fireball, but the mysterious and somewhat creepy woman flicked it away as if it were a mere fly.

"No, I'm not crazy. You're my baby sister, Bloom. Daphne was the oldest, I was the middle and you were the youngest!"

"Why are you just coming to me then?" Bloom raised an eyebrow.

"I was sent away to a distant realm with no way of remembering fully what had happened that fateful day…" The older fairy said wistfully.

"Then I kept having these dreams that told me to find someone who looked like you. The dream also showed me visions of a young woman, a young child and a little baby. Daphne, me and you, Bloom…" She smiled.

"Uh-huh…" Bloom was still in doubt. "And you haven't told me your name either?"

She giggled. "How silly of me! How could I expect to get to know my sister and she doesn't even know my name?"

"My name is Alysyn Saskue Ruby Phoenix Raven Scarlette Hilton-Kardashian."

Bloom's eyes practically bulged out of her head at hearing her supposed sister's name.

"Wh-what kind of a name is that?" Bloom whispered.

"Certainly not a Mary-Sue name, that's for sure!" Alysyn chuckled.

"Really now?" Bloom thought.

"Now come on. We're sisters. We share the Dragon's Fire- and yet I'm still more powerful than you!"

Just then, a collection of evil villains who wanted their powers or revenge came up to attack them, but Alysyn flicked them all away effortlessly with a sweep of fire.


Bloom's jaw dropped.

"Now let's go back to Alfea and I'm sure they'll be able to fix you up."

"No. No way in hell am I going anywhere with you. People call me a Mary-Sue? They obviously haven't met you!" Bloom stood up and transformed.

"Forget this! I am so out of here!" Bloom flew away as quickly as her wings could carry her.

At this, Alysyn Saskue Ruby Phoenix Raven Scarlette Bailey-Hilton sunk to the ground wailing.

"Why does everyone always abandon me?" She cried.

Yep, all the stories about Bloom's long lost relative do get annoying after a while...

I have a story in a similar vein to this called Sisters. I'd love it if you could go check it out!

Read, review and if you have any suggestions, let me know! I have a list of trends I've seen here, but who knows? Perhaps I missed something!