Author's Note: I wrote this the other day, and I posted it here, but then I took it down because I thought that it was stupid; then I thought, "Fuck it." so I'm putting it back up.

Amateur

"You really don't have to, Magpie, I'm fine waiting for Emmie," Veronica said with a hint of unsureness in her voice.

"No, no, no, I can do it," Maggie stated confidently.

Veronica was lying on the floor of the tour bus lounge with Maggie on top of her. They had just finished a show and Veronica was in need of some special relief. "Have you ever even done this before?"

"Oh yeah, I did it with Contessa all the time!"

"Okay then..."

"Alright, breath in." Veronica inhaled deeply, filling her lungs with air. "And out.," Maggie pushed into her.

"Nothing."

"Okay, again," Maggie said. She felt the woman underneath her inhale a second time, and as the air left her lungs, she pushed into her with more force.

"Nope, not gonna happen," Veronica sighed. So far, Emilie was the only person able to satisfy the burlesque dancer after a show.

"Okay, okay, okay, one more time; I swear that I'll get it!" Maggie pleaded, eager to prove herself.

Veronica groan, "Alright, one more time." She repeated the breathing technique and Maggie pushed with all her might. "Ow! Damnit, Mags, that one hurt!"

"Sorrysorrysorry!"

"What the hell is going on back here?" Emilie entered the back lounge and took in the sight before her.

"Help me, Emmie," Veronica begged. "Magpie is awful at this." She looked up at the blond with desperation in her eyes.

"Alright, Maggots, get off," Emilie demanded, dismissing the redhead with a wave of her hand.

Maggie humphed, she got off of the taller woman and stomped over to sit on the couch in defeat.

"Watch and learn, Amateur." Emilie took her position atop of Veronica. "Ready?" The other woman nodded her head. "Breathe in." Veronica did as she was told. "And out." She felt Emilie push into her skillfully. A satisfying sensation streaked up her back.

"Fuck yes!" Veronica screamed.

Emilie grinned at Maggie, who sat crossed-armed and glaring at the two women on the floor. "Ta da," the blond said.

Veronica rolled onto her back before sitting up to face her friend. "Thank you, Emmie," she purred. "I thought that my back was never going to crack."