New schedule: I'll update my stories whenever I want to. It could be months at a time but I WILL finish these stories.


The guys scurried through the mall, ignoring the catcalls and recognition. They had their numbers in their own secret compartments.

"Car, bro! Car!" Beast Boy yelled, dragging Speedy... by the hand.

Speedy snatched his hand and ran faster. "Yo, not the hand. I just got my nails done yesterday!"

Robin began giggling.

The trumpeter rolled his eyes and began walking.

"Take it easy guys. We're drawing attention by running."

Robin grabbed him. "We sure as hell aren't progressing by walking, genius."

The changeling gasped. "Look."

He pointed to a group of townies walking in... Oh wait, it's Starfire, Bumblebee, and Raven.

The guys panicked and turned around.

"Robin!" Starfire called.

They stopped and turn around. Fake smile on, they waved.

"Hello, lovely ladies." Beast Boy greeted as they approached, a little nervously.

Raven looked him over carefully and then the other guys.

"Hi."

Robin gave them a look that meant, 'show no emotion'.

Bumblebee blew a kiss at them. "Hello, boys."

Starfire smiled brightly. "Yes, hello male friends."

The boys really need to leave now.

Raven looked at them once more.

Beast Boy nudged Herald, knowing he damn well had the ability to sweet talk their way out.

But he seemed to be focused on something.

Oh no, the hulking redhead who attacked him his walking around.

"I- um- uh- yeah... shit."

They all gasped. Herald... cussed?

Robin followed his gaze and tried not to laugh. They all looked.

Bumblebee thumped Herald.

"You pig. Just because she isn't traditionally pretty you find something wrong with her?"

A tear rolled down his cheek. "I gotta get outta heeere..."

They all looked at him sideways, Robin had his own tears sliding down his face.

He was about ready to burst.

"Let us get a meal at the court of food?" Star suggested, patting his shoulder.

Speedy couldn't take this anymore.

"Nah, we're going to watch a flick at the theater... far away from here."

Bumblebee raised an eyebrow. "Oh, can we come?"

They all disagreed, Herald trying to hide behind Speedy.

"Why not?" Raven asked.

"It's a guys movie, you wouldn't like it. A lot of violence, things blowing up. That stuff." Beast Boy answered.

Raven nodded.

"What make you think cuz I'm a girl I won't like it? I like to see things blowing up." Bumblebee jabbed Beast Boy. "I wanna see your video game systems blow up."

Speedy rolled his eyes. "Woman, just let us have a simple guys day out."

She gasped. Raven holding her back.

People were passing them by, some eying the boys. Herald noticed.

"Um, the movie has things you wouldn't like. It's pure guys in charge."

Bee gasped louder, cringing.

Starfire touched Robin. "It sounds fun."

They all talked at once.

"There's shootouts." "Beer, lots and lots of it." "You know how these guys are players." "And boobs! Naked chicks everywhere."

Herald shook his head. "Not naked, just provocatively dressed. They're not dressed for success like you girls."

Speedy nodded. "Yeah, they're dressed like Star."

Everyone gasped, Star more hyperventilating then gasping.

Robin frowned. "We're gonna just leave and beat the crap out of Speedy. Say sorry, Speedy."

The archer rolled his eyes. "Sorry, Star. Bye ladies."

Bumblebee and Raven patted Star.

"Ima kick ya butt, Speedy. I'm from Star City, Chicago boy. Ima beat ya to a pulp, boy!" Bumblebee trashed talked.

Speedy was being dragged by the others remaining, Herald long gone.

"Oh, I'm Star City too! You think I'm 'fraid of you?"

Her olive eyes bugged out. "You should be!"

People were watching now.

Raven sighed and looked at the sad Star who promptly dragged Bee.

Speedy muttered horrible things as they approached the exit.


They were sitting in the car, far away from the mall. Herald was resting on Beast Boy who was currently talking to Speedy, who was clutching a very private area.

"And I had to put ice on it. You do that." Beast Boy wrapped up.

Speedy gritted his teeth. "We're in an abandon parking lot far from town... Even if a store was nearby I'm going to crawl in there and say I need some ice for my nuts?!"

Robin chuckled. "They got you in this mess. I was just defending Starfire... my best friend."

Speedy looked at him fiercly. "Oh, I outta twist your-"

"OOOKAY! Let's finish this bet!" Beast Boy cut in.

Robin nodded. "Well, wake Sleepy up and we can finish."

Beast Boy shook Herald lightly.

"Hmm? Dang, how far did we travel? Its dark outside... Where the heck are we? I don't dig this... When w-"

"Shut up." Speedy growled. "I can't stand to be in this car."

Robin reached over and pinched his cheek. "Ah, don't be so cold."

Speedy slapped Robin's face. "Don't touch me."

Robin so coolly nodded. Then he punched Speedy in the groin again.

"UUUUUUGH... WHY DO YOU HATE MY D-"

"Stop it!" Both Beast Boy and Herald shouted.

Speedy groaned. "I'm going to- ugh- stick my foot so far up your-"

"Guys..." Herald cut in. "Okay, Speedy had 68 numbers. Robin, count yours over."

Robin smirked and took his number out, counting them slowly to prove they're there.

"72."

He shrugged. More than Speedy at least.

Speedy frowned. He better not lose.

Beast Boy nudged Herald. "You next."

Herald quickly counted his stash, showing it to them each time.

"97...98."

It was quite obvious Herald won. But they still need Beast Boy...

Beast Boy nervously counted his.

They were all surprised he passed the 80 mark. And they just about passed out when he passed Herald's number.

"Woo! 103!"

Herald patted his shoulder.

"You go, man!"

Speedy frowned. "That's cuz he cheated..." Then he realized something. "You took my damn jar!"

Beast Boy nodded. "There was no rules! You left it, I took it!"

Herald shook his head. "Robin, take us back to the tower."

The leader nodded and started the car, Beast Boy and Speedy bickering.

"The hell? Now I gotta ask out one em nuts you call girls!"

Robin smirked. "Who ya gonna ask?"

Speedy blushed slightly but maintained a scowl. "Whoever I feel like."

"You think we gonna get caught?" Beast Boy asked after silence.

"...Well there is the contest..." Speedy said.

The guys looked confused, awaiting an answer.


"OH MY GAWD! THIS IS TOTS RIDICULOUS! I HAVE TO CALL MY BFF LIKE RIGHT NOW!"

The 15 year old Brunette they brought to the tower shouted excitedly.

Everyone around rubbed their ears.

Cyborg adjusted his hearing.

"You're gonna fry my system! And y'all say I'm loud!"

"HAHAHAHAHA! CYBORG YOU ARE JUST TOO FUNNY!"

Speedy would have minded, but her boobs are in the way of him caring. Yeah, he stares at boobs after being so rudely rejected.

"CAN I TOUCH THAT?!" She pointed to Beast Boy's gaming console.

He jumped. "No, no, no, Becca, stop!"

She touched it anyway.

"IT IS TOTALLY-" She ran over to something Tamaranean that Star had. "CAN I TOUCH THIS?!"

Before Starfire could reply, Becca broke it.

"You florgna sinpla porgi!" Starfire shouted, ready to tackle the girl.

"HAHAHAHA! I AM SOOOOO SORRY! I HOPE YOU HAVE OTHERS!"

She ran off, Robin following.

Raven frowned. "She better not-"
"THIS ROOM IS SOOO GOTHIC!" They could hear her from here.

The empath floated off, pissed.

"I'm goin' home!" Herald said, whipping his trumpet out.

Others ran to him, Mas and Menos faster.

"I'm going too!" Bumblebee declared, pushing people.

"AHHH! YOU ARE SOOOOO AWESOME, RAVEN! WHY IS MY HAIR HURTING?! I JUST GOT MY NAILS DONE! YOU HAVE SPLIT ENDS! OMG! THIS IS TOTS AWESOOME!"