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I will not put water into water balloons and hit the students and teachers with them.

I will not put chocolate milk into water balloons and hit the students and teachers with them.

I will not put paint in the water balloons and hit the students and teachers with them.

I will not put paint in the water balloons and throw them at buses.

I will not drive the school bus.

I will not lie and say that new students have to do my homework for me.

I will not put stink bombs in the Principal's office.

I will not go on the roof and throw trash at the students and teachers.