W/N - Weird mood alert... Sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville. Set just after dlc Arrival. MShep/Liara

Sippin on ryncol,
Watchin the guards go,
All of those turians covered in paint,
There's a volus with money
And Liara's a honey
I'm stuck on the Citadel, I think I will faint

Wasting away again on the Presidium
Looking for my lost hamster from space
Some people say that there's a Reaper to blame,
But I know, it's nobody's fault

I don't know the reason
They accused me of treason
Now I've nothing to show but my N7 hoodie
But it's a real beauty
It wasn't really mutiny
What I'll do now I haven't a clue

Wasting away again on the Presidium
Looking for my lost hamster from space
Some people say that there's a Reaper to blame,
But I know, it could be my fault

I blew up a relay
I thought it was free play
Cooked a bunch of batarians had to scoot on back home
But Hackett's my buddy
The issue is muddy
I'll be back out in space soon, back in the zone

Wasting away again on the Presidium
Looking for my lost hamster from space
Some people say that there's a Reaper to blame,
And I know, it's my own damn fault