dedication: Happy Birthday, Dad — I love you very much. Always.
thoughts: I'm bored and I have some time. Also, I hardly ever write in Natsu's perspective, do I?
random: Anyone else have Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" stuck in your head?
disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail, 'coz if I did Natsu would still be wearing a shirt that exposes his chest. (/perv)
note: To clear up any future confusion — Natsu; Gray; Gajeel
study hard kids
Name: Natsu Dragqueen is gay for Gray; Gray Fullboobs; Gajeel Redballs
Date: WHO GIVES A SHIT your mom ouchlowblow
Period: 6th Natsu got his period this morning
FRENCH REVOLOTION NOTES
Natsu, your handwriting fucking SUCKS
SHUT UP GRAY. Stop writing on my notes
What notes. This is shit
Can you leave me alone. You're sitting too close to me
Let me copy your physics homework Salamander
NO. Why are you even here, Gajeel? Aren't you in a different class?
Stupid Gajeel. Natsu doesn't do homework
I do the homework! Just so you fags know, I happen to have a C- in this class
Wow a genius is among us
You sure showed us Salamander
You guys are annoying
Hey Gajeel I think Natsu likes Lu
DON'T WRITE ON THAT PART I NEED TO READ IT LATER OKAY
Don't push my hand! Look I messed up coz of you!
Will you princesses stop flirting now
FLIRTING WE'RE NOT F
We men are settling our differences with our physical prowess okay Gajeel. So be a good boy and go home.
You fucking interrupted me again douche
Yes because slapping each other like a couple of middle school girls is so manly
Hey watch this
WTF GRAY MY ERASER
What do gain from throwing an eraser at Bunny Girl
Yeah you asswipe NOW SHE'S LOOKING OVER HERE
Coz Natsu totally has a boner for Lucy
Really. Huh no wonder he keeps looking at her
GRAY CAN YOU NOT WRITE SUCH INDECENT WORDS ON MY NOTES KTHX. And Gajeel stop waving at her
Che, grow some balls already
I heard she broke up with her douchebag boyfriend
So take advantage of this opportunity dumbass
Tell her the back of her head is ridiculous
Why. Why would I say that
Coz it's fucking funny okay
Shut up. You guys need to stop meddling in my life
Just admit that you think she's hot and wouldn't mind fu
SHE'S JUST A FRIEND. AND YEAH SO WHAT IF I THINK SHE'SKINDOFPRETTY
Pretty HOT you mean
Yeah, she has a pretty awesome rac
STOP PUSHIN MY HAND
Hey she's looking over here again
GOD I can't even read my notes anymore
What's the point? You're just gonna fail the quiz anyway
Go ask Bunny Girl to tutor you
She'll think I'm stupid
She already does
Yeah you're welcome
Does my C- mean nothing to you guys?
Bitch look up here, you spelled revolution wrong
No I didn't. That's clearly a u
THAT IS AN O YOU SHUT UP
Fuck off Gajeel. Just coz you're in AP Government and shit
Whatever look, I can't even fix that mispell because SOMEONE threw my eraser
You misspelled the word misspell, retard
Why are you even taking notes on history, Natsu?
'Cause Macao fails as a teacher and is drunkenly lecturing about the French Revolotion in an Algebra 2 class
You didn't even answer the question, genius
And you spelled revolution wrong. Again.
REVOLUTIONREVOLUTIONREVOLUTI ONREVOLUTION. There, you fucking happy Gajeel?
Gray why are you calling Lucy
Gray what are you doing
WHY IS SHE COMING OVER HERE
Do you realize how stupid you look, writing like you're possessed and looking up every second?
Hey Natsu. Stop reading this and talk to her, you fucking pussy
I will now proceed to draw a picure of a penis as Salamander finally becomes a man
What was that
That's it? She just gave you back your eraser?
She smiled at him
She gives good smiles
Hey did Natsu just die?
Pussy. He's holding that shit like it's the last slice of pizza
Lemme see the eraser
HOLY SHIT SHE WROTE HER NUMBER ON IT
That lucky bitch.
ending notes: What can I say? Boys will be boys — ugh, that tautology.