Dora Must Die
I don't own Dora the explorer, if I did I would've canceled her a long time ago
I did it; I finally made a working portal that goes to Dora's world and back to mine. Now that I'm in her world, I can get rid of her once and for all.
I snuck over to her house with a bag full of guns. I snuck into her bedroom window and took a gun out of my bag. She wakes up to see me standing over her
"What the, who are you?" she asked
"Your worst nightmare"
I pull out a shotgun when she ran out of her room. I caught her in her living room when I pulled the trigger and shot her in the back. She began to crawl towards the door when I walked up and shot her with a pistol in the head multiple times
There's blood all over the carpet. My mission was complete until I heard something behind me. I turned around and saw a monkey in red boots and pajamas standing in horror, it was her little friend Boots the Monkey
"Oh my, it seems I have a witness, well my secret dies with you"
He began to run back to the bedroom when I shot him in the head with a shotgun. His brain and blood splattered all over the floor
"What's going on out there?" asked someone from another room
Her parents came out of the bedroom to see what I've done to their daughter and friend dead on the floor
"Witnesses, I can't let you live now that you've seen what I've done. My secret must now die with you now"
They began to run back to the bedroom. I caught up with Dora's father and slit his neck with a knife. I then shot him multiple times in the head to make sure he stayed dead.
Her mother was cowering on the bathroom floor
"Please don't kill me, I'll make it up to you, I'll make you some breakfast" said the mother in fear
"Wrong, I want your dead body"
I shot her with my shotgun until her blood soaked the floor
I heard sirens outside, it was the cops. I opened the portal back to my world and shut it before they figure out who killed that poor family
The next day Dora the explorer was finally canceled. The world cheered as that annoying TV show was gone
Of course no one knew it was me who killed her, but I didn't care, that annoying character was dead because of me, and I'm proud of it
What did you think? I came up with this while running the track at school the other day. I finally killed Dora the Explorer. Please review and tell me what a great job I did there