**This chapter is from Gale so enjoy! Muhahahahahahahah no. Yesh, yesh, I am well aware of my weirdness. Anyways, here is le chapter ;) **
Title: Dead. Squirrels.Catnip.
Genre: Friendship; Romance
I love two things in this world. I love dead squirrels; I love Catnip. DEAD SQIRRELS. CATNIP. Dead squirrels and Catnip are my favorite things. Everybody loves my dead squirrels. I can kill the squirrels with my amazing snares or my bow. Catnip and I hunt for squirrels together. In the woods. Alone. Jealous loverboy? You should be! I like to sell my dead squirrels; I like to eat my dead squirrels. I love my dead squirrels. Oh, and I love Catnip. We are BFFLS Catnip and I love you, so you need to ditch loverboy and love me! Dead squirrels, Catnip, Dead squirrels, and Catnip are the two things I love.
SnareKing: I love my dead squirrels. Catnip, I love you!
GirlonFire: Hell no! Gale, don't even call me "Catnip" anymore. I don't love you. I love Peeta!
Loverboy12: Yeah, Katniss is mine. Jealous hunterboy? You should be! :P
JoJo7: Bitch please. Gale just STFU; "Catnip" doesn't love you, so why don't you just go marry your damn squirrels?
SnareKing: But, Catn..
GirlonFire: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
LittleHawthrone: C'mon bro, I think Katniss has had enough of your shit. Anyways, it would be kinda awk with me dating Prim and all if you were with Katniss..
GirlonFire: WHAT?! You.. Prim.. together..wha?!
Slayer2: Ooh.. shit just got real.
PrimmyRose: Katniss, wait I can explain! I was going to tell you and everyone else thought Rory and I were cute bu..
GirlonFire: Wait…. YOU ALL KNEW ABOT THIS BUT DIDN'T TELL ME?!
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