So I was on the bus day-dreaming as usual and I got this idea. I know I really should finish my other stories but I needed to just put this out!
FALL OUT BOY RELEASED THEIR TOUR DATES! Oh fuck yes, I damn near had an orgasm I was so happy. Wow…that was….that was weird I'm going to stop.
***Oh, anyone that our …female should have the hots for? ***
An ear-piercing scream was heard throughout apartment 2J, followed by the sounds of glasses crashing to the floor, as though a battle had ensued. The boys thought someone had broken into their apartment and were in attack mode. Logan and Kendall ran out of their bedroom holding their hockey sticks while James ran out of the bathroom with two hair blowers. They stopped dead in their tracks once they reached the living room. Carlos Garcia looked like he was channeling Lou Ferrigno with the way he flipped over the kitchen table before letting out another scream and falling to the floor in the fetal position. The three boys looked at each other and all shook their heads no. Kendall sighed and shoved them forward but Logan and James grabbed Kendall by the shoulders and shoved him towards Carlos.
"Hey buddy…." Kendall said slowly kneeling beside his friend. "What's uh….what's going on there Hulk?"
"SOMEONE STOLE MY HELMET!" Carlos screamed desperately. "They took Helmy!"
"Helmy?" Logan mouthed to James who just shrugged and nodded. "Wow…"
"Okay Carlos, where was your helmet?" Kendall questioned.
"I put him down so he could take a nap because we had a long exhausting day! When I went to get him, he was nowhere to be found. SOMEONE TOOK HIM!" Carlos' left eye twitched and he immediately made a fist.
"Well dude where did you leave him?" James questioned. Carlos opened his mouth to speak but frowned and furrowed his eyebrows. "You forgot again, didn't you?"
"NO!" Carlos shook his head quickly. "No I didn't forget where I left him!"
"So then…where is he napping?" Logan questioned slowly. Carlos was quiet as he thought for a moment but he couldn't place it. "You forgot."
"WELL HE'S CLEARLY NOT IN THE APARTMENT SO SOMEONE CAME IN HERE AND STOLE HIM!" Carlos screamed jumping to his feet.
"Whoa Carlos!" Kendall stood up quickly. "I'm sure no one came in here just to steal your helmet, I'm pretty sure you left it somewhere. Maybe in the lobby or the pool?" He suggested and Carlos' eyes widened.
"You know I did want him to soak up some sun so he could get some color!" Carlos said as he stared off to think about it. Logan sighed and shook his head staring at the ground while James nodded in approval of Carlos wanting his helmet to get color and tan. "Quick! We need to go downstairs to see if it's there!" In the blink of an eye he was running out of the apartment while the three of them stood there assessing the damage.
"Dude I can't believe he flipped the table over." Logan muttered.
"Hey last time he lost his helmet he flipped the sofa." Kendall said as he put down his hockey stick and walked towards the door.
"Let's just be glad he didn't jump out the window this time!" James sighed as they left. "Hit jumped into the pool and ruined my tanning."
"HURRY UP!" Carlos screeched from the elevator as he held the doors open. The three boys all ran inside and rode the elevator down one measly flight before stampeding the lobby.
In the lobby was Kendall's darling little sister Katie who sat with their friend Ryder Grayson. The two girls were sitting on the loveseat and staring at Ryder's laptop when the boys ran over to them. James scooped Ryder up into his arms while Kendall picked up Katie. Carlos ran forward and ripped the couch cushions out of the seat and checked underneath them. He screamed in annoyance and put the cushions back before the boys set down the girls.
"Uhhh…"Ryder blinked for a moment before staring up at them.
"What the hell are you dorks doing?" Katie questioned staring at her big brother.
"Language." Kendall warned tapping her on the head. "Carlos lost his helmet; we're trying to find it."
"Before some evil super villain steals it!"
"No super villain would steal your helmet." Logan muttered rolling his eyes.
"Fine, then before a dog or some jerk steals my helmet!" Carlos nodded confidently.
"Okay…" Ryder chuckled. "Why don't you check the pool area?"
"Did you take my helmet?!" Carlos shouted.
"No. I'm saying check the pool." She stared at him with a blank expression. Carlos nodded and went running out of the lobby towards the pool. "The boy needs a tracking device on that thing."
"He had one." Kendall sighed. "Logan ripped it out."
"I needed the parts for one of my inventions! I'll get him a new one eventually!" Logan quickly defended.
"So what are you guys doing?" James asked as he peered over their shoulders.
"Ryder's showing me clips from her Ninjutsu tournament." Katie nodded excitedly. "Kendall I'm SO getting mom to get me lessons."
"Katie I don't think mom wants to add you killing people to the resume." Kendall said shaking his head.
"Oh come on it would be so awesome!" Katie whined.
"Hey I can teach you." Ryder said with a shrug. "It'll be fun, you'll be my little kick ass sidekick."
"Um, I'll learn and then not be a sidekick, that's not how I roll." Katie said and Ryder just laughed.
"So how's the movie—" Before Logan could finish his question they could hear Carlos screaming at the pool.
"MY HELMET IS NOT IN HERE! I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!" Carlos screamed.
"Woops gotta go!" Kendall laughed and leaned forward kissing Katie on the forehead. "Don't kill anyone today!" Kendall yelled as they ran out of the lobby.
"No promises!" Katie yelled after him. When the boys were gone Ryder and Katie looked at each other before laughing. "They are so weird."
"Yeah but they're funny at least." Ryder reasoned and Katie nodded before going back to the video. Ryder thought for a moment before pulling her black hair back into a bun. "Hey I have to take care of a few things, I'll see you later?"
"Yeah sure, see ya!" The two high fived and Ryder scooped up her laptop to leave.
"SOMEONE HAS MY HELMET!" Carlos screamed pacing back and forth in the pool area.
"Carlos I'm sure you misplaced it and it'll come back to you." Logan said reassuringly. Carlos quickly ran forward to get in Logan's face.
"NO I DID NOT MISPLACE IT, SOMEONE STOLE IT!" Carlos huffed and ran his hands over the top of his head.
"Someone needs to relax." Logan muttered stepping back. Carlos growled and paced back and forth until he noticed Jett leaving the pool area with a box tucked under his arm and looking suspicious.
"JETT!" Carlos shouted. Jett jumped and turned around to see Carlos glaring at him like an enraged bull. Jett squeaked and went running as fast as he could. It was late in the afternoon and the sun was starting to set as he ran through the lobby and out to the park. "GET HIM!" Carlos screamed before he took off running.
"I can't believe someone actually stole it!" Logan groaned as they went chasing after Jett. They jumped over the lounge chairs and barreled through the lobby, knocking Bitters flat on his big behind. When they ran out to the park it was getting a little difficult to spot him because the sun was setting, but they saw him running frantically. "Over there!" Kendall shouted pointing at Jett. They went running after Jett to get Carlos' helmet, and to stop Carlos from murdering Jett, but Jett was somehow outrunning them. Just as Carlos' hope of catching Jett was diminishing a masked figure leapt out of a tree and landed on top of Jett. This figure tackled him to the ground and pinned his arms behind his back as the helmet came tumbling from his arms. The four boys stopped short and stared with wide eyes.
"Is that a giant owl? Or bat?" James questioned.
"Or a monster"! Carlos gasped.
"Guys that's not a monster, owl, or bat." Kendall rolled his eyes. The figure stood up and kept a boot planted firmly on Jett's back as it picked up the box holding Carlos' helmet. When the figure turned around the guys' tongues fell out of their mouths. Before them was a girl wearing a black zip-up body suit with a red belt hanging on her waist. She wore black boots, a black hooded cloak, red lipstick, and a red eye mask. James quickly spritzed his mouth with breath spray and smoothed down his hair, which made Logan snicker.
"This is yours." She in a sultry, raspy voice as she handed Carlos the helmet.
"T-t-thank you." Carlos stuttered cradling the helmet in his arms before putting it on his head. She nodded and bent down to grab Jett by his shoulders and face him towards the group.
"Why did you do it?" She questioned.
"Do you by chance have a boyfriend?" Jett questioned looking her up and down. She kneed him in the crotch and he groaned holding himself. "You're a lesbian then, got it!" He nodded to himself.
"Why'd you take Carlos' helmet?" Kendall questioned watching him fall to his knees.
"Well…I was busy talking to a girl yesterday and Carlos was running by and spilled smoothies all over us! She got super mad and wouldn't even talk to me after that, so I needed my revenge!"
"Well next time you take my helmet you die!" Carlos threatened glaring down at him.
"Thanks for getting his helmet back." Logan nodded to the masked girl. "He would have killed someone without it." She just nodded and before they could ask what a masked girl was doing at the Palm Woods she reached into her belt and threw down two smoke bombs. After coughing and trying to fan the smoke away, the boys looked around to see that she was gone.
"Well….that was interesting." Kendall said with a nod.
"Interesting? By god anything with you four isn't interesting, it's just downright weird!" Jett huffed before walking away. Kendall shrugged and glanced at his friends.
"So is anyone else extremely turned on by her?" James questioned.
"Me!" Carlos raised his hand. "That was so awesome…"He sighed dreamily. "I knew superheroes were real!"
"Carlos she isn't a superhero." Logan said crossing his arms over his chest. "She's just a girl wearing a…weird costume who happened to jump from a tree at the right time. Not a superhero."
"Says you!" Carlos said as they turned around and walked back inside. "She totally is one."
"Well you know what every superhero has?" James questioned staring at his friends. "A secret identity!"
"Oh we have to find out who she is!" Kendall grinned.
"Yeah. A normal person." Logan nodded.
"Shut up Logan." The three of them chorused while pushing Logan into a bush.
"Time to unmask that…vigilante woman!" Kendall announced pointing his finger up as he spoke.