Here is the filler chapter. Somewhere along the way I decided to have them watch different types of anime.
And I figured that it might cheer people up. Figured. Don't know for sure, but I'm hoping for it. Hoping. Definitely hoping.
So here you go. This is focusing only on Team 7. And Jiraiya and Tsunade.
Why is there a dark-haired guy who doesn't speak much in almost every anime?
"Hey! Guys! Look what I got!"
Kakashi and Tsunade looked up as Jiraiya dashed over, looking like a child who got exactly what he wanted for Christmas - and then some.
"Ero-sennin...isn't that one of those new computer thingies?"
"Why yes it is, Naruto."
"Then aren't you going to use it for online porn?"
Everyone turned to stare at him.
Tsunade began to charge up her Pervert Glare.
"Ok! Ok! Fine! I surrender! But really, look! I found this website where you can watch this thing called anime!"
Everyone crowded around.
"Whoa..." said Sakura. "There's so many different things to watch..."
Naruto suddenly pointed at the word "Bleach" and said, "Let's watch that one!"
"Why?" asked Sakura.
"Cuz, any anime that can be called a type of laundry detergent has to be interesting."
"Alright." said Jiraiya. "Let's watch it."
"OH LOOK! THIS GUY'S GOT ORANGE HAIR! THAT'S AWESOME~!" Naruto shouted out.
"Naruto, hush!" yelled Sakura.
A few minutes later (or was it episodes? They lost track of time...), Naruto was off again.
"GYAAAAAH! What's that weird black and white thingy that's moving! And that parakeet's talking!"
"Naruto," Sakura said, "You should pay attention. That's called a Hollow."
"Well, it doesn't look very hollow to me. It looks full of evil!"
"Naru-you know what, never mind." Sakura sighed and turned her attention back to the computer screen.
A couple dozen episodes later...
"So...in the end, this Rukia person has family issues. Just like duck-butt emo over here-OW! Sasuke, what the hell?"
"You're not even like Rukia anymore! I swear, you're like that Byakugan guy!"
Kakashi sighed. "It's Byakuya."
Sometime after that...
Kakashi stared. "How'd an Uzumaki get there?"
Naruto perked up. "Uzumaki?"
Kakashi pointed at Renji.
"...He has weird tattoo things."
"We're finished watching Bleach now...so..." he jabbed his finger at another name. "Let's watch...Fairy Tail!"
"Ok." said Jiraiya.
A few minutes later...
"This is wonderful!" shouted Jiraiya as he rapidly scribbled down notes.
"I know, right!" agreed Naruto. "It's a flying blue cat! A flying! Blue! Cat! How cool is that!"
Jiraiya frowned. "I meant the-"
Tsunade hit him squarely on the head and Jiraiya was down.
"Kakashi-sensei...I don't see a Sasuke yet...unless you count that dark-haired guy who strips."
"...I don't strip..." muttered Sasuke.
"So...Natsu's pink hair is supposed to represent...um...an annoying friend, I guess, and Gray's stripping habit could represent...your friend's quirks..." Sakura frowned; she was sure there was a hidden meaning in this anime.
Some time after that...
"...Why is Lee here?"
"That's not Lee." said Kakashi.
"He has thick eyebrows...really thick eyebrows."
And some time after that...
"AUGH IT'S A CREEPY PUMPKIN-MAN-THING!"
"His name is Mato..." tried Sakura.
"HE'S STILL CREEPY! OH HOLY MISO RAMEN! FAIRY-TAIL-LEE'S EYEBROWS GOT THICKER! NOW THEY DON'T EVEN FIT ON HIS FACE ANYMORE!"
"Let's watch this anime that has this brown-haired guy with a curl on one side of his head."
A few minutes later...
"Wait...so was this Italy guy a tomato box fairy...or not?"
"Dunno." said Kakashi.
A bit of time after that...
"HOLY MISO RAMEN LEE GOT INTO THIS ONE TOO! AND HE HAS SASUKE'S VOICE!"
(It's true...listen to Sasuke's voice and England's voice. They sound the same. And so does William's from Kuroshitsuji.)
Sakura turned to Naruto with a look of horror.
"Don't. Blend. Sasuke-kun. With. Lee."
"Yeah, I get your point...Oh look! Someone put a blond Jiraiya in this!"
"Brat! That Frenchie guy looks nothing like the wonderful me!"
"You're right, Ero-sennin. He looks better than you."
"Why you little-"
Kakashi groaned. Maybe he should just use this time to sleep.
And a little after that...
"Germany, Germany, Germany is a really really really nice place, even though I'm your prisoner you give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food, sausages with cheeses, always taste so good~ It'd be heaven for a dog, yeah that's Germany~" Naruto sand happily.
"Naruto...shut up..." muttered Kakashi. Tsunade and Jiraiya both nodded in agreement.
"Tell me, how is it your Germans are so robust, you're crushing me with your intimidation, my fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear, your women terrify me, is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer, and then bust it on somebody head~?"
"Naruto, I swear if you don't shut up-" began Sakura.
"Please don't come to my place in large mobs, German tourists are scary! Even the girls that are from Germany, are more rugged than I am~"
"Yahoo~!" Sasuke randomly sang in.
Everyone stared at him.
Sasuke shrugged. "What? It's part of the lyrics."
Note: I do not intend to offend anyone of any ethnicity, as Hetalia uses common country stereotypes from the Japanese point of view (I think...the creator's Japanese but lives in NYC...I think) to form the human image of the country.
And I really have no idea what English food is like. Or German. I'm just an American...(please don't kill me.)
"Ooh! It says Kuroshitsuji! It has a mysterious feeling to it..."
Five seconds later...
"Why is that kid wearing an eyepatch? Is he a pirate?"
"No, Naruto, that's-" began Sakura.
"AH! What happened to the garden! It's a bunch of sticks!"
A few episodes later...
"What the hell is wrong with this guy? Or girl? Or-ok, is this Grell person a guy or a girl?!"
"He's a guy who acts like a girl, Naruto..." muttered Tsunade. "I think. I'm not really sure myself."
"This is a wonderful idea..." chuckled Jiraiya.
Jiraiya was out...again.
"Somehow, Sasuke got put into this one, too."
"Dobe, I don't wear glasses."
"Well, you sure sound like...William? Yeah, William."
"..." Uchiha Death Glare #24: I don't look or sound like that guy/girl came into play.
"Is this title incomplete or something? It just says 'One Piece'...shouldn't it be 'One Piece' of...I don't know, pie?"
"Would you just read the summary for once?" asked Tsunade. She pointed to it. "It says One Piece is a pirate treasu-"
"WE SHOULD TOTALLY WATCH THIS~!"
A few seconds later...
"YOU COMPLETE IDIOT!" yelled Naruto. "You're supposed to aim for being Hokage, not Pirate King! Although Pirate King is still pretty good...and if this Luffy guy decides to go for Pirate King instead of Hokage, then that's less competition...but what if we have to fight...he seems like a nice guy..."
Tsunade fumed and gave Jiraiya another K.O., as well as a concussion as she discovered the blond chef known as "Sanji."
A lot of episodes later (wow, they watch this really fast)...
"Ramen...they eat ramen here too..." murmured Naruto, face pressed up to the screen.
Sakura jerked his head back. "Others are trying to watch, you know!"
"Sure-wait. What is that thing?" Naruto asked, pointing to the wonder that was Whitebeard's mustache.
"It's a mustache, Naruto." said Tsunade.
"But I thought his name was Whitebeard."
"But he doesn't have a white beard-heck, he doesn't have a beard, period. Shouldn't he be Whitemustache?"
"Don't you think it would take too long to say?" Having dealt with Jiraiya, a drunk Nidaime, a very high Shodaime, and Nawaki, Tsunade has some sort of patience with kids.
"Well, you have a point..."
And then after that...
Naruto frowned. "Kakashi-sensei..."
"Can I go kill this Akainu guy?"
"Because he killed Luffy's brother..."
"If you can, Naruto, you may."
"Look!" said Naruto. "This anime has my name on it! And so does this one!"
About 400 episodes later...
Sasuke seemed very disturbed. So, this is what happened? Orochimaru promised him power to get his body, Orochimaru fails, he kills Itachi, and then he discovers Itachi is good, and he goes through this stupid little cycle of hate.
...Alright then. He would defy history. He wasn't going to do this. No way. He was going to kill Orochimaru, and then that creepy Danzou guy.
And so ends the anime watching spree.
But, here is an omake:
OMAKE: NARUTO GOES THROUGH WITH HIS PLAN
Akainu was gazing out over Marineford. He was the Marine Fleet Admiral now, and-
BANG. CRASH. FOOSH.
He looked out the window, and-HOLY MOTHER OF GOD WAS THAT A FOX?!
A nine-tailed fox happily romped through Marineford, demolishing everything and killing thousands in less than 30 seconds.
Akainu ran out onto the roof, where reporters (where did they come from?) were clicking away.
The next morning...
The newspaper read, "BREAKING NEWS: MARINEFORD LEVELED IN 30 SECONDS"
Underneath it was a picture of the destroyed Marineford. But what was stranger that the destruction was arranged in words, more specifically:
"THIS IS FOR KILLING ACE, YOU LAVA BASTARD. FROM, UZUMAKI NARUTO, THE FUTURE HOKAGE!"
The next day, Uzumaki Naruto was given one of the highest bounties ever.
Alright. Now this is really done.
...I should probably warn you. I have been watching too much Hetalia for the past...oh three months, give or take, so, if one day, you see a barrage of Hetalia fanfics and/or chapters, well...^.^"
I'm going to go sleep now.