Hello all once again! Thank you so much to BlAcKTiTaN1 for both your sweet reviews and the idea for this chapter! And I am SOOOOO sorry that this took so long! I swear I had it written but life made me continuously not post it!
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Yes, Cyborg did get Raven to promise never to hurt the T-car again, especially because of her boyfriend. He never said anything about his meat though…
The night before:
"Because it is a direct insult to every animal everywhere including me and all other humans."
"Wow. I guess I'm just a jerk then."
"Just get rid of it and then you won't be."
"Sorry. Not gonna happen."
"So you like being a jerk?"
"Look, BB. How about this? I will stop eating meat for a whole month if you trying it and honestly can say that you don't like the taste."
"I will never."
"What does that mean?"
"It means okay. Fine. You don't want to do it."
"I know what okay means, I don't know why you're saying it."
"Because I'm done with this conversation. Goodnight!"
Cyborg walked through the door and headed off toward his room, but he had a weird look in his eye.
And that was why Raven wasn't surprised when she found him putting meat inside Beast Boy's tofu late that night after everyone else had gone to sleep.
Back to today:
"Something wrong, Cyborg?"
"Not really. This just tastes different than it did last night. It's still good though." He smirked at Beast Boy who was quietly eating his cereal next to Raven.
"There is something very wrong with you if you can eat that stuff ever, let alone for breakfast."
Cyborg went to say something more, but Raven really wanted to see him finish the meat so she shut him up by leaning over and kissing her boyfriend, which she knew bugged Cyborg. And it worked.
Fifteen minutes later, after they had all finished and cleaned up from breakfast, Cyborg casually turned to Beast Boy and asked, "So, are you going to have your tofu for dinner?"
"Um… yes. Why?"
"No reason. Just wondering when you are going to realize that meat is better than tofu."
"How is me eating tofu going to accomplish that?"
"Oh, Cyborg," Raven made her move, "that just made me remember to tell you that I saw you fussing in the fridge last night. You were putting meat inside Beast Boy's tofu, but I knew that you must have been tired and actually meant to put tofu in your meat. So I fixed it for you. Maybe that is why you thought it tasted differently."
Beast Boy hugged his girlfriend, and Cyborg stuck his mouth over the sink nozzle.
Why won't Cyborg learn not to mess with Beast Boy?
Ahh… the forever-lingering question strikes again. Opinions please!