Artist: Pikajenn
Album: Songs in the Key of Whatever LP
Song: The Real Pika Crazies

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Pikachu crazies please stand up?
I repeat 
will the real Pikachu crazies please stand up?
We're going to have a problem here 
(Verse 1)

Ya'll act like you never seen a Pikachu before
jaws all on the floor like I just Thundershocked your ass right through the door
started whoopin your ass worse than before
the first time I blasted you and you came back for more (scream)
(Oh no!) It's the return of the
"Oh wait, no way, your kidding, she didn't just say what I think she did, did 
And Pidgeot said
....Nothing you idiots Pidgeot fled, Ash released it and now we gotta walk instead (haha)
Team Rocket wants Pikachu
Pika pika pika, yo crazy, I'm so sick of them
look at them, walking around digging a hole or two
tryin' to steal you know who "Yeah, but it's so cute though"
I think Ash's got a couple of screws up in his head loose
but no worse than what's going on up in the Meowth balloon
Sometimes I wanna evolve and just let loose,
but can't, but it's cool for Charizard to snooze and make Ash loose
The lizard gotcha pissed, the lizard gotcha pissed
and if Ash would've ducked, the Ember might've missed
and that's the kind of trainer my human Ashura is
and he expects Charizard to obey his every wish.
Of course it's not gonna obey him
by the time it's reached that level,
It's only going to flambay him.
We ain't nothing but animals; well some of us can't evolve
Like Mew, the mystery that humans cannot solve.
But if they can force us Pokémon to quick evolve
Then I can destroy you like a heated can of areosol
But if you feel like you gotta steal I'm going to reveal.
Team Rocket grab your nets and hoes, sing the chorus and it goes...


I'm Pikachu Crazy
So Pikachu Crazy
That my vision is getting red and hazey
So won't the real Pika Crazy...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up
becuase I'm Pikachu Crazy
Yes I'm the real Crazy
All you other Pikachu Crazies are just imitating
So won't the real Pika Crazy...
Please stand up, Please stand up, Please stand up

(Verse 2)

Gary Oak doesn't brag when he gets a badge or two
Well Ash does, so whoohoo and whoop dee doo.
You think I give a care about Giovanni?
Half you Rockets can't catch me, let alone can me.
"But Pika, what if they win, wouldn't you be scared?"
Why? Those guys will just lie so they can be reveared?
About how they had Pikachu backed in a corner (I'm so scared!).
Hah, Team Rocket better switch their gears
So I can Thunderpunch 'em, Isn't Pallet near?
And hear 'em argue over how they got blasted so far.
I warned you I'd blast you on the count of three
"Yeah it's cute, but I think it's only Level 23, teehee"
I should go find MewTwo or is it Mew3?
And show the whole world how you tried bring on the end(scream)
I'm sick of Team Rocket tryin' to steal me, all you do is annoy me
So I have come here to destroy you
And theres a million Pokémon just like me
Who rush like me
Who just don't give a PI! like me
Who attack like me
Who wanna destroy Team Rocket like me
They just might be the next best thing
Watch and see


(Verse 3)

I'm like a Pokédex to listen to
Cause I'm only telling you
things you joke about with other Rockets inside your little dorm room
The only difference is I got the guts to say it, Hey you, don't spray it
And I don't gotta lie or be ten feet tall
I just sit on Ash's shoulders and say it
Even if you can't understand it (rip)
I'm just smarter than 90% of you Rockets out there
Then you wonder how I can Thunderpunch you like the clowns you are.
Its funny cuz at the rate I'm going when I finish with your game
I'll be the only Pika in the Orange League Hall of Fame.
Blasting you off with the help of Bulbasuar and Squirtle, hey I'm working
But even when Charizard ain't working
And every single person is a Pika Crazy lurkin'
He could be workin at Poké King spittin on your Oddish rings
Or blastin' over the PokéCenter with a ding
screaming I'll catch youuuuuuu
With his feet down and air bags up
So will the real Pika Crazy, please stand up
and put one of those digits on each paw up
and to be proud to be outta your Type and outta control
and (be blasted off) one more time, far as you can, how high can you go?