*On the phone with Cady*

Gretchen: Regina has been acting sketchy lately, I think she's preparing herself internally for prom queen.

Cady: Uh, Gretchen... Did I invite you to my BBQ?

Gretchen: What? No?

Cady: Then why is your ass all up my grill?

Gretchen: ... You know Cady, I thought of you as a good friend when you moved here from that black ghetto ass country, Africa. And to think that I convinced Regina to let you into our little clique, especially when you were wearing that hideous African bracelet of yours. THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD ALL STAB CEASAR!

*Gretchen hangs up and is now on the other line with Karen Smith*

Karen: Harsh Gretch...

Gretchen: So what? she had the right to know.

*Gretchen on the other line with Regina*

Gretchen: Cady is such a bitch.

Regina: OH BOO HOO YOU FUCKING WHORE, WAH WAH WAH, 0 PITY POINTS FOR GRETCHEN WEINERS.