pheonix wright: ace loved man so 1 dya maya was chaneling mia for phoenix and mia and phoenix were mkaing out then the god of universes showed up and he was like "hey u makng wit dead guy"
"i hook up u with rela girlfriwend/boyfriend" then a portal opened up and broly appeared "phoenix-sama, defend me!" mia screamed as she grabbed his crotch.
and then broly killed maya/mia and phoenix was sad. phoenix called pearl when all of a sudden a whip broke phoen. "Phoenix, you foolish foolhearted sex monster" said FRANZISKSA VON KARMA and they got in bed and everything was fixed.