Hook, Revenge, and Baited

Author: GleekShip

Spoilers: Up until Season 2 There will be aspects from each. And Puck and Quinn never slept together, she was never pregnant.

Summary: Santana wants revenge on Puck. She enlists the help of Kurt in this delicious, sexy plot.

Pairings: Puck/Kurt

Hook, Revenge, and Baited

"So . . ." She leans forward and licks her lips. "Hummel . . . I think we need to talk."

"What do you mean?" Kurt asks as he shoves his courage to the the front of his mask to face down Santana.

"Don't be so uptight fancy pants." Santana nods towards the desk in front of her. "I just want to know why Brittany is talking to you. It looks serious and I need to know."

"It has nothing to with why she's mad at you." Kurt says point blank as he makes his way to sit over on the desk. "It's on a completely different and unrelated subject." He turns on the desk so he can look at Santana's glaring face. "Is that all?"

"I know you know something." She leans forward on the desk. "Now spill. She wasn't smiling like she usually does with you. That means she was talking about something serious and I want to know. I want-"

"You know what I want to know?" Kurt cuts her off as he stands up from the desk and steps up right in front of her. "Why you cheated on Brittany?"

Santana's bottom lip quivers slightly before she turns it into a smirk. "Cheating Hummel? Don't you think that's beneath me?"

"I don't." Kurt gives her a sweet smile. "And I know for a fact that you cheated on Brittany with Chris White."

Santana's smirk drops quickly. "How do you know about that?"

"I know a lot of things that you don't." Kurt holds his ground even though his brain is telling him not to push the Latina.

Santana bites her lip. "Did you tell Brittany?"

Kurt gives her a sad smile, not feeling happy about delivering this news. "Who do you think told me?"

"Oh god." Santana shuts her eyes and looks down at her lap. "H-how?"

"You'll have to ask her." Kurt sits back on the desk. "Look, whatever is going on between you and her needs to stop. I don't mean your relationship." He quickly adds when she opens her mouth. "I just mean the cheating, and the lying. If she can't satisfy you in bed enough to where you feel like you need someone else, then you shouldn't be with her." Santana actually looks guilty for the first time during their conversation. "Now I have a proposition for you."

"Why would I want anything from you?" Santana sneers as she clears her throat from her tears. "You've done nothing for me."

"I helped you get revenge on something that didn't need it. Does that count?" Kurt asks.

"What are you-"

"You can talk to Brittany later." Kurt cuts her off. "I'm sure she'll tell you about it. But if you help me out now, I'm sure Brittany will be much more forgiving for the mistake that you will try and undo."

Santana snorts. "Which mistake are we starting at?"
"The one you made with me." Kurt says softly before letting out a shaky breath. "We're fixing the mistake that we made together. We're going to help Puck."

Santana lets out a shaky breath before nodding. "If it gets me back on Brittany's good side, I'll practically do anything."

"Good." Kurt nods. "Now we need to figure out a clever way to explain that video."

Santana scoffs. "There's no way to explain that. It's right there in the video. There's no way to really explain yourself around a real cock, a really big cock I might add," Kurt blushes. "And how am I going to explain your lack of boobs. There's no way to fake that."

"Think of something." Kurt stands up again and dusts off the front of his shirt. "You need to fix this now. I'm done with this entire mess. You say you're good at computers, so fix this with one."

"And what are you going to do?" Santana asks as Kurt takes a few steps towards the door before stopping.

"Did you know that Puck is set up in his bed?" Kurt doesn't turn around to face the girl. "He's in so much pain because of what you did. Because of what we did. He had the crap beat out of him, but now it's not just him suffering." He lets his words ring out into the quiet room for effect. "His sister has to take care of herself so their mom can work extra shifts to pay for the medical bills. And what will happen when Puck returns to the school. Get beat up again? Then more medical bills. Medical bills that cause them to get behind on their bills, lose their home." Kurt looks back at Santana with tears in his eyes from the thought of that bad idea. "We didn't think about how far this would go. Sure it was fun in the beginning to be sneaky and to have my first sexual experience, but not anymore. This has gone too far and you need to find a way to fix it."

Kurt's last glimpse of Santana reveals her bloodshot eyes before his eyes are fixed on the hallway.

Okay Kurt. Santana? Check. That takes care of Brittany as well. So check there. Now I need to find a way to let Puck know without actually dying. But would it be too bad for him to come into school and have his so called 'bros' apologize and laugh about Santana's prank? That is if she can fix it. I honestly don't know at this point.

Kurt sighs as he makes his way down the hallway, his mind continuing to race.


Sorry for another short chapter. I'm trying to extend the story a bit so I need to create more time. Anyways, let me know what you think. :)