Tails' Farting Problem

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I question myself on why I make certain stories. For one thing,. I absolutely hate Tails. But another thing was that I had to write something about him, regardless of whether I like him or not. So... I did this. And since Tails was suppose to be a girl, you can sort of pin it down as another one of those days... stories. Enjoy.

Sonic The Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, and Knuckles The Echidna were all in Seaside Hill after they beat Dr. Eggman yet again for the umpteenth time. Sonic was doing several heroic poses as Tails and Knuckles laughed it off, the three heading towards the Lost Palace racecourse.

"Sonic, you were great back there!" Tails exclaimed as he placed his hands behind his back, smirking. "Though you typically do."

"You know I do!" Sonic remarked as he wagged his right index finger at Tails, glancing at the red wristwatch on his right lanky arm. "And with that, it's time to head back to Pizza Hut! See you later!" He then dashed off, heading to the nearby monorail to take to Station Square.

Knuckles rubbed the back of his head with his right hand as he murmured. "Hmm... maybe I should find Shadow so we can high shovel each other..." He then turned to Tails, placing his hands on his hips. "What do you think, Tails? You want to join in?"

Tails waved his hands at Knuckles. "Ehh, no thanks. I'm just going to find something I can craft my machine skills into." He then wrapped his hands around the back of his head. "I just wonder what I can find..."

Tails' stomach growled loudly, causing him to gawk as he glanced down at his rumbling belly. Knuckles chuckled as he pointed at Tails' stomach with his right hand.

"Ha! I guess that adventure we had made you in the mood for food!" Knuckles commented as he rubbed his left hand on his head, his eyes closed as he was laughing even harder.

Tails blushed as he sighed, shaking his head. "Well, at least I'm hungry and it's not that I have gas..." Closing his eyes, he took in a breath as he then suddenly farted, widening his eyes with shock as he slightly blushed, with Knuckles literally rolling on the ground laughing his head off.

"Pahahaha! Not gas, you say?" Knuckles remarked as he started to wheeze, wiping a tear from his left eye. "You sure can't make a difference between either!"

Tails murmured as he placed both of his hands on his stomach, farting again as his yellow orange tails moved up. "Oh... shut up, Knux!" His lips trembled as he noticed how bad his farts stunk. "Eww... I think I had a thought on why Sonic goes so fast..." he wafted the smell with his left hand as he closed his eyes, sticking out his tongue in disgust. "It must have been those darn, stupid chili dogs!"

Knuckles rolled his eyes as he folded his arms, shaking his head. "Oh relax, fart boy. I'm sure a friendly on foot race will change your mind." he then pushed Tails to the ground as he dashed off, heading southward to the Lost Palace.

Tails groaned as he shook his head, sand on his face. "Oh, it's on now!" He got up, slightly hovering above the ground as he spun his two tails, going right after Knuckles, still unsure about his sudden gassiness.

Meanwhile in the Click Clock Wood hub...

"Oh boy... I can tell it's gonna be another one of those stories..." Kazooie murmured to Banjo as the bear and bird were searching for jiggies and notes yet again.

"What makes you say that?" Banjo remarked as he scratched his head in confusion.

"The fact that we're making unnecessary cameos," Gruntilda Winkybunion stated as she flew down towards the animal pair on her broomstick, firing green spells that caused the entire forest to catch on fire, with Banjo and Kazooie taking on the warty green witch, of which they would find out that the flatulence of a certain two tailed fox would bring more trouble to them...