I'm sorry that I deleted my previous fan fiction; Middle-earth's Mystery Inc. It was accidently deleted by my (annoying) nephew and I can't recover it. So, I change it with this. Enjoy!
WARNING! Do not try all of the recipes in this fan fiction!
Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien.
Recipe 1: Spaghetti Carbonara
The kitchen on the Citadel of Minas Tirith was silence. No one is cooking in there today. Suddenly, the Shieldmaiden of Rohan came to the kitchen and turned to the readers.
"Hello there, everyone!" she said while waving. "My name is Eowyn. I'm the Shieldmaiden of Rohan and wife to Faramir. You see, I'm in the mood of cooking and I wanted to share my recipes to you all!"
"Alright, today I'm making something called Spaghetti Carbonara from a world called Earth. Here are the ingredients:
1 lb spaghetti
¼ cup heavy cream
4 rotten eggs
½ lb bacon, cut into ½-inch dice
1 tsp extra virgin olive oil
2 Tbsp chopped Elven parsley
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
¾ cup freshly grated pecorino-romano cheese (parmesan may be substituted)
And here's the recipe:
Fill a large soup pot with cold water and add a handful or so of Kosher salt. Stir and taste; it should taste like seawater. Cover the pot and heat the water until it boils.
Add the diced bacon to a cold sauté pan and cook slowly over a low heat for 10 to 15 minutes or until crisp. Remove bacon from pan and drain on paper towels.
Drop the spaghetti into the boiling salted water and cook according to package instructions, about 6 to 9 minutes or until al dente (don't ask me what it's means), or tender but still firm to the bite.
While the pasta cooks, combine the rotten eggs, cheese, cream and olive oil in a bowl and beat with a whisk until completely mixed.
Drain pasta, toss with the egg and cream mixture, then add the cooked bacon and chopped Elven parsley. Serve right away, with additional grated cheese if desired."
Eowyn cook it happily and at last it was ready.
"Yeay! It's ready to eat!" she squealed in joy. "Hmm… I wonder who should taste it…" Eowyn said while tapping her chin. "Oh yes! I'll give it to Aragorn! He will love it and promotes my cooking to the entire Minas Tirith!' she said then ran to find Aragorn.
Suddenly, her brother came from the shadows and turned to the readers.
Eomer sighed. "My sister has gone insane. Rotten eggs for the spaghetti? That's disgusting! And anyways, Legolas once told me that Elven parsley is dangerous for health. Eating it will make you suffer diarrhea. The Elf told me that he tried it once and can't stop vomiting for a whole day! I just hope that Aragorn will survive the spaghetti," he told the readers.
"Please do not cook this in your home! If you want to cook a real Spaghetti Carbonara, you could check this link; . "
"And if an idiot attempts this recipe at home, don't blame XxJellalFernandesxX. Just blame my sister," Eomer ended then walked away.
Hehehee… the recipe is really evil or what? I warn you once again, DO NOT TRY THE RECIPE AT HOME!
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