Before reading: I do not own the Hunger Games Trilogy or the characters. All is written to honor and tribute Suzanne Collins.

This is a challenge given to me from Blackstar-Moonshadow

"Why?" do I shout at our not so lovely escort Effie since she has announced that I must merry Marvel, the district 1 victor who killed Katniss. And if it's were bad enough! Haymitch is planning to do some stand up comedy at the wedding (drunk of course). But why, because it was revealed that I was Katniss lover and marvel killed her. No, I will not do it! Sorry Effie the plans are over! But after a minute I pass out and when I wake up I'm dressed in a bridal gown. The rest is as you say, history!