"From now on," Darrin said, "we are a normal, and I repeat, NORMAL American couple,"

"What is that supposed to mean?" Samantha demanded.

"It means there will be no more nose-twitching, no more witchcraft whatsoever," Darrin answered. "You will do your housework the way any ordinary housewife does it. I'm the man of the house, and I have spoken."

"Why shouldn't I use witchcraft if it makes things easier?"

"Because I forbid it."

"You FORBID it?" Samantha repeated. "Why, you male chauvinistic.." She twitched her nose.

All Darrin could say for the next week was "Oink oink."