Just a little something.

Wookie poetry is widely accepted as the third worst in the galaxy. The second worst is that of the Hutts of Varl. During a recitation by their head crime lord, Jabba the Hutt, of his poem "Ode to a Tiny Purple Pustule I Smeared Across the Face of Han Solo Whilst Frozen in Carbonite One Midsummer Morning", many of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, but the famed bounty hunter, Boba Fett, survived by instead leaping into the Great Pit of Carkoon. The absolute worst poetry was written by Jar Jar Binks of Naboo... Luckily, both were destroyed when Alderaan was.

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