I was bored and came up with this. I'll probably delete it. Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes and any mistakes in the slogans. I am not saying that any of the companies or products in this fic are better than another company or product of similar description.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ranger's Apprentice, State Farm, Geico, or McDonalds.

State Farm

Halt was sitting in the kitchen and going through the day's mail. Will was sweeping the floor around the fireplace. It had been a year since Will's time as a slave in Skandia, and Halt still made him clean the house.

A newlywed couple was living a mile away in the forest, and the Rangers didn't like it.

Suddenly a knock sounded on the door. Halt frowned. It was probably that new couple. Halt sighed and stood up. He walked to the door and pulled it open.

The couple stood on the doorstep. A tall man grinned at him. "You should be a State Farm agent. You'd definitely be a good neighbor," the man's wife said.

Halt stared at them. The man suddenly yelled, "Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!" Suddenly a man appeared, took one look at Halt, and they all made a break for it.


Erak walked onto Svengal's new wolfship, which reminded him that he needed boat insurance.

"Hi, Erak!" Svengal called. "You know those new insurance people?"


"Well, they have the best slogan!"

"What is it?" Erak asked despite himself.

"'15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.'"

"How is that the best slogan? It doesn't even say boat insurance! What the heck's a car?"

"That's why it's so awesome! We don't know what it means!"

Erak just rolled his eyes and decided to ignore him.


Halt sat in his chair by the fire and glared at his paperwork. Will had gone to a new fast food restaurant called McDonalds. Will had gone to McDonalds several times that month.

Suddenly, the door opened and Halt was shocked out of his train of thought. Will opened his mouth, but Halt interrupted him, "If you sing that abominable trademark song one more time, I'll personally make sure you don't so much as look at a cup of coffee for a month."

Will weighed this threat against the look of extreme annoyance on Halt's face. The look of extreme annoyance on Halt's face won. "Babubapbapba, I'm lovin' it!" Will sang.

So, should I continue this? Is it horrible? Please review.