The Zubba King

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Banjo and Kazooie come face to face with this strange Zubba King fellow that literally popped out of nowhere. Strange, isn't it?


Banjo and Kazooie were in the spring section of the beloved Click Clock Wood, going on another leisurely adventure to enjoy life as they were climbing up the big tree. As Kazooie knocked some annoying Big Cluckers out of the three holes with grenade eggs, which went into the holes and exploded from the inside, Banjo and Kazooie walked separately together up the path carved within the tree, going onto the branch as Banjo punched the green clothed Grumblin Hood off the tree, causing him to fall to his death below. Kazooie then walked on top of the beehive containing the Zubbas, turning to Banjo as she glanced down.

"Hey Banjo..." Kazooie muttered, pondering as she remembered something she was told about a couple of days ago.

"Yeah, Kazooie?" Banjo asked, standing next to Kazooie as he firmly placed his bare hands on his hips.

"Did Shadow The Hedgehog mention to you anything about this new guy called the Zubba King?" Kazooie remarked as she moved her red feathered wings about, nodding her head.

Banjo's right eye twitched, not believing what he was hearing. "...The Zubba King? What?"

Kazooie waved her wings at Banjo. "I'm not making this up. Shadow confirmed to me that there's this giant, orange colored Zubba with a big yellow crown, and he apparently rules over the Zubbas after they broke up with ol' Grunty."

Banjo rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "Were there anyone else in contact with this Zubba King fellow?"

Kazooie thought for a moment as she placed her right wing on her chin. "Yeah... a couple of plant Pokemon selling lemonade by the names of Lilligant and Whimsicott, and a shadowy girl named Vivian."

Banjo murmured as he folded his furry brown arms. "So... it's not the first time, then."

As Banjo and Kazooie continued chatting, the beehive shook, causing Kazooie to hide into Banjo's blue backpack as Banjo gawked, looking down as he tried to remain stable on the beehive. Suddenly, out of the hole in the front of the beehive was the aforementioned Zubba King, who heard someone speaking of him. He buzzed up, spotting Banjo and Kazooie standing on his hive.

"So! It's the bear and bird themselves!" The Zubba King boldly proclaimed as his voice echoed throughout the wooded forest, his wings causing a strange vibration in the air. "I've heard of what you two did to my brethren years ago. You stole Gruntilda Winkybunion's golden jiggy, and caused my people to flee the beehive!" He pounded his pixelated fists as he growled. "Ooh, it makes me so mad to be reminded of that tragic lost!"

"But you guys were bored guarding it." Kazooie muttered as Banjo nodded his head in agreement.

The Zubba King bellowed as he shook his head. "That's not the point! The point is, you shamed my kind, and for that, I shall return you the favor!" He then revealed the stinger on the bottom of his butt. "Prepare to be stung like no tomorrow, ignorant fools!"

Banjo and Kazooie gulped as they ran off the beehive, running to the holes as they tried fleeing from the Zubba King. Unfortunately for them, the Zubba King was not one to back down, as he followed Banjo and Kazooie, firing his stinger at them as they narrowly dodged, heading higher in the giant tree.