Electrical By The Bills

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Well, here it is, an actual continuation of the fanfic where Daisy temporarily joins the Super Smash Bros. in their overused mansion. Just think of this as kind of like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, but with more connections to each following fanfiction of this particular series, and slightly less bizarre randomness.


Princess Daisy was sleeping in Luigi's room, with Mario having left the Super Smash Bros Mansion recently. It was in the middle of the night, and the morning just about arrived as things were not quite as they seemed. Daisy smelled the air, causing her to wake up as she stuck her tongue out in disgust.

"Oh eww... I farted again..." Daisy stated as she wafted the smell away with her right hand, being unsuccessful as she could still smell the awful funk. "Bleck. I hope Luigi doesn't mind a gentle breeze..."

Daisy got up from the bottom bunk, wearing her yellow pajamas with orange stripes as she slightly opened the window, causing a strong cold wind from the north to blow in. Luigi screamed as he jumped up, hitting the bottom of the top bunk as he landed on his bed in the bottom bunk, looking up to see that Daisy was standing up, as well as the fact that the window was open. He groaned, wincing.

"Damn it, Daisy, why do you have to give me goosebumps like this?" Luigi muttered as he squinted, wanting to still get sleep.

Daisy wrapped her arms around the back of her head. "Oh my Luigi, I'm sorry! It's just that I let a silent but deadly out, and it really smelled bad, so I just opened the window to get a breath of fresh air..."

"Well, can you kindly close it? I'm freezing!" Luigi exclaimed as he grumbled, crawling back underneath his green covers. "Sheesh... who does she think she is, the Ice Climbers? Of all the stupid things..."

Daisy frowned as she lowered her head in shame. "I'm sorry, Luigi, I didn't mean to-"

Before Daisy could finish her sentence, the entire mansion shook violently. Daisy screamed as she fell on her butt, with Luigi hitting the bottom of the top bunk again, this time being knocked out cold.

"Ouch! What was that?" Daisy exclaimed as she opened the door, to see Toon Link running down the hall. "Hey! What's going on?"

Toon Link turned around, pointing at Daisy. "What's going on? Wario didn't pay the electricity bill!"

Daisy had a confused look on her face. "What? Why would Wario not do that?" Suddenly, the lights in the hallway, which were on during the night only, suddenly began to flicker, only to turn off completely. Daisy gasped as she placed her hands on her face. "Oh my! This is serious!"

She closed the door as she changed out of her pajamas and into her regular yellow and orange dress, taking a glance at her butt in the mirror as she murmured. "Man... it's a good thing those farts of mine expel a lot of the fat in my body..." She commented bluntly as she ran out of the room, heading down the flight of stairs as she was in the main hallway on the first floor, with Master Hand berating Wario.

"You idiot! Why couldn't you just pay the bills?" Master Hand demanded to know.

Wario cowered as he placed his hands on his head, wearing his biker outfit. "Oh come on! You know how I am! I'm a business kinda guy, I don't need to pay for electricity!"

Master Hand slapped Wario across the face, causing the fat man to ricochet all over the place. "Excuses, excuses... do you remember the last time we had Pikachu run the electricity? He nearly died! We're not gonna go through that again!"

"Ech..." Wario grumbled as he looked up, seeing Daisy staring at him. He stood up, dusting himself off. "Blech, what do you want, Daisy? Shouldn't you be fantasizing about Waluigi?"

"What?" Daisy exclaimed as she shuddered. "Eww, no! I rather get chased by the Zubba King than for that!"

Awkward silence as Wario coughed, with Master Hand coughing louder.

"Enough! Anyway, as I was saying..." Master Hand pinpointed as he literally pointed at Wario, "You go and pay the electricity bill, or else I'll subject you to a fate worse than death!"

Wario scoffed as he folded his arms. "What are you gonna do, injure me? I get injured every day!"

Master Hand snapped his fingertips as a cart full of garlic appeared. Master Hand then set the cart on fire, causing Wario to cry his heart out as Daisy watched in shock.

"I expect you to come back only when you've done the deed." Master Hand stated as he picked up Wario and flung him out of the mansion. "Until then, you're banned!"

Daisy placed her hands behind her back as she approached Master Hand. "Gee, M. H., isn't that a little bit harsh?"

Master Hand grabbed Daisy and flung her out too, slamming the door shut as he headed to his office, growling in frustration.

Daisy landed on top of Wario, glancing down as she looked at him. Wario groaned, with Daisy crushing him as he was in a mud pit.

"Well, Wario, I guess we have to work together this time, as much as I don't like it..." Daisy admitted as she folded her arms, sighing.

Wario tried to get up, but failed, sighing in depression. "Great. First everyone chaste me for not paying the bills, then Master Hand burns my precious garlic and kicks me out... I don't know what can get worse..." He muttered, his voice muffled by the mud.

Princess Daisy farted loudly, causing Daisy to waft her smell away from her with her right hand as Wario cried, once again muffled by the mud as Daisy pooted again.