A/N: Decided to do that bonus chapter. Here goes!
Warning: Not for people who like Kikyo
Chapter Eight: The Clay Bitch Dies!
Naraku P. O. V.
It was night fall when I arrived back at my castle, my former servents standing attention at the entrance with someone bound in rope at their feet. I smile warmly at them and walk up to the person they had thought to bind.
Red and white enter my vision when I'm close enough to see and I know, it's the Clay Bitch. She smirks evilly at me when I kneel to her level. "Well Kikyo, can't say I'm happy to see you but I can say I'm happy you're tied up. Are you ready to die?" I say to the pathetic excuse of a Priestess. Her smirk widens and she shakes her head like a child. "No. I know you can't kill me, you couldn't the first time so I know you can't now!" she says with ferver.
"What ever you say, Bitch!" her expression turns sour at my words and she spits on my shoes. "I may not be able to kill you but I know someone who can!" "And who might that be?" she asks with malice in her voice. "BARNEY!" Her already pale face gets paler when I mention the purple dinosaur. "You wouldn't!" she says in desperation. "but oh my dear Kikyo, I would. You can come out now Barney," I yell into my castle. At my words a purple and green dinosaur waddles out of my front gate right up to where Kikyo lay. "Sing the song, Please," I say to Barney.
"Alrighty then," he says in a strange voice.
"I love you, you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
won't you say you love me too.
Before the song even ended Kikyo was dead, killed by the wretched Barney theme.
Kim: What a way to go, death by Barney. I've always hated Barney, in fact I grew up singing this version of his song:
I hate you, you hate me
lets get together and kill Barney
With a knife through the heart and a Bullet through the head
1 2 3 and Barney's dead.
Well, See ya next time.