This was an idea I've had for a long time, but I was too lazy to post it. It was inspired by Szynka2496's Guideline To Living With The Avengers.
Disclaimer: I don't own Futurama
Kathleen and Fry are banned from Slurm
(Why did they have to do that!)
(It because we glow too much?!)
Do NOT show anyone fanfiction
(I'm surprised they still have it on the internet!)
Don't tell bender you flushed all his alcohol down the toilet
(He will get mad)
(And go look for it)
(the one time I did it, bender was lost for days)
(we didn't miss him)
No truth or dare, at all.
(People's lives will be in danger)
(I almost died)
(It wasn't a pretty tale)
No more blackmailing
(bender was disappointed)
(So was I)
(Even Fry was sad)
(But we won't listen!)
Don't challenge Bender to a prank war
(You will loose, miserably)
(I don't want to live on this planet anymore)
No more sims games
(I showed them sims 3)
(they said they had a sims 100)
(my sims, MINE)
(following rule 7...)
No more spore
(I showed them spore)
(They showed me spore 2, and 3)
Don't go skiing, or snowboarding with Bender
(you will end up being arrested)
When in the ship, don't ask "what's this button do?" and then press a random button.
(It annoys everyone)
That's it for now, Ideas are welcome!
Thanks for reading!