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Disclaimer: I do NOT own Futurama


Rule 11

No more magnets!

(Seriously)

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Rule 12

Don't make a fake brain slug, and then show everyone

(Hehehe)

(Freaked almost everyone out)

(Except Leela)

(She could tell it was fake)

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Rule 13

When bender cooks...RUN!

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Rule 14

(Following the sims rule)

Don't speak in sims language

(I'm the only one who has taken the time to learn it)

(It confuses EVERYONE)

("abondandlain...en som," "hubble herbi," "etne condoroy," "shawbo glub," "switz zorg," "tippaha yooredful,")

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Rule 15

Don't mimic Leela in the ship

(me: "VROOM VROOM, BEEEEEP, RRRRRRRR")

(Leela: *glares*)

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Rule 16

Don't declare it's slap-a-weirdo day.

(slap)

(Slap-slap)

(slap-slap-slap-slap)

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Rule 17

Don't take my iced tea

(DON'T)

(I NEED IT)

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Rule 18

Don't give someone, ME. Too many nicknames.

(I have WAAAAYYY too many)

-Kathy

(my usual one)

-Lean

(I can't even remember who made it up, but it stuck)

-Capital K

(makes me sound like a superhero)

-Kat

-Kath

(...)

-Special K

(They still have my favourite cereal!)

(And many more)

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Rule 19

No more board games

(they are all too complicated)

(I usually just walk away after 5 minutes)

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Rule 20

Follow the rules

(Or don't)

(No one will follow these rules!)


There. Another 10 rules. I hope you liked it!

Ideas ARE welcome!